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Song Parodies -> "Trump The Magnate/baron"

Original Song Title:

"Puff the Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Trump The Magnate/baron"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Trump, the magnate baron held to his dreams
And flourished on the apple's lore in a town that always teems
Little Lonny Paydirt loved ole Mister Trump,
He wrote him songs and teased him some he was a goofy chump. Oh

Trump, the magnate baron held to his dreams
And flourished on the apple's lore in a town that always teems,
Trump, the magnate baron held to his dreams
And flourished on the apple's lore in a town that always teems,

Together they would travel in his box with chauffeur's help
Lonny had a goodtime flanked by Trump's titanic self,
Celebrities and sport stars would wow whene'er they came,
William Gates would offer his hand when Trump boomed out his name. oh!

Trump, the magnate baron lives to succeed
Still nourished by his parent's love in the light of fam'ly creed*
Trump, the magnate baron lives to succeed
Still nourished by his parent's love in the light of fam'ly creed

A legend is forever but what of Lonny boy?
Gilded dreams and simple things are still what he enjoys
"Do you really Matter?" Lonny Paydirt says, "perhaps..."
Will Trump the mighty baron, keep room for this loyal chap?

His wheels are kept in motion, ideas run like trains
Trump will often go to play a round the verdant range
Without his life's passion, Trump would not succeed
So Trump that mighty baron gladly keeps on gaining speed. Oh!

Trump, the magnate baron held to his dreams
And flourished on the apple's lore in a town that always teems,
Trump, the magnate baron lives to succeed
Still nourished by his parent's love in the light of fam'ly creed


* Trust in God, and be true to yourself - Elizabeth Christ Trump

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Susanna Viljanen - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice and good pacing. 555
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
great job
AFW - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You got the jump on Trump..and I see he's back in business again, in Atlantic City..
Lionel Mertens - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey thanks Susan, alvin, and AFW.
MrMacphisto - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
keep on trumpin' 5-5-5
2Eagle - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I can't fire you - you're too good! - 555
Yours2love - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I loves this parody The reason behind why I found this site is because my hubby thought he saw Peter, Paul and Mary performing at the inroguration. I googled it and found this site and InformationπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€β€πŸΎπŸŽŠ
Name - January 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Yours2love: Is youse For reel?

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