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Song Parodies -> "Pepper Spray"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pepper Spray"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Pepper spray,
Use like Binaca® to ward away
Spray eyes and mouth to keep germs at bay
Go, buy yourself some pepper spray

Time to flee,
Once you’ve applied product thoroughly
Don’t try to be like Dirty Ha-arry
Oh, pepper spay buys time from fleas

You don’t need a gun
911 is on the way
That scum sucking leech
Saw you reach for pepper spay

Pepper spray
Dirty Harriett ain’t your forte
Let the rapist live another day
Go, buy non-lethal pepper spay

Who needs gun control
Criminals just want to play
You can make ‘em laugh
When you have pepper spray

Pepper spray
Don’t become uneasy game to prey
You don’t need a gun or the NRA
Go, buy yourself some pepper spray
Uh uh uh uhh uh uh uhhh.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't taze me, Bro! Great as usual. Sorry I left you out of the amiright are always good. ;D
Patrick - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
The old Irish blessing "May the wind be at your back" goes double when relying upon pepper spray for protection.
2Eagle - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Just watch your back.
TW - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Who da man Lionel... U! I gave you 5's just for originality.
LadyGaladriel - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice Job Lionel. 5's. I hope you checked out my parody of the same title and OS.
Andria - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Lionel. Quite amusing, and I have a pepper spray story. I was mowing my dad and stepmom's yard while they were out of town, they have one of those zero-turn riding mowers that is a blast to operate, and the neighbor's Pit Bull Terrier seemed to come out of nowhere and start trying to jump on the mower. I don't like Pit Bulls, but I still didn't want to kill it, so I got my pepper mace that I reserve for would-be rapists and muggers off my keychain, and sprayed it in the dog's direction. It ran off upon smelling the pepper spray, and was rubbing its snout in stinging nettles, in an attempt to make the pain go away.

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