Miss Castrator, well would you you give me back my balls?
See, your number on my scrotum was cold and painfull
Your living in D.C. with my best old ex-friend Jay,
A guy you said you knew well and onetime played with

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.


Miss Castrator, well could you help me place your heart?
Well, I can't believe the sentence that you just rendered.
There's something in your slice, you know it wasn't very nice --
I think about my boys and crotch so tender.

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.
No, no, no, no -- that's not the way love feels.

Miss Castrator, well the police will get a call --
There's gumshoes there I'm really wanting to talk to.
Pay now for your crime, ah, your no more like woman kind.
So you can do the time.

Isn't that the way Lorana poised? Well, let's forget that bitch
And give me my scrotum if you can find it,
So I can cough so doctors see I'm fine and to voice
I've really missed my boys, I've learned to gaurd 'em well --
I only wish my nerves could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, and that's not the way love feels.
No, no, no, no -- that's not the way love feels.