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Song Parodies -> "Proctor My Hind"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Proctor My Hind"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Proctor, my hind it’s quite severe
Anal warts blanket my rear and I’m griping
What unpleasant circumstance

I have suffered long enough
Now toilet paper’s much too rough when I’m wiping
I can’t wait to drop my pants

Proctor, my hind
Probe me with your tongs
No, I don’t mind spreading my butt cheeks all night long

Is it a cauliflower sprout?
I’ll let you ‘finger’ this one out
‘Cause I’m clueless with my ass strapped in a sling

I don’t care how much you’ll bill
And if you’re not all that gentle as long as something’s
Done to end my suffering

Proctor my hind
Help me get ’em off
No, I don’t mind
My bending over while I cough

Proctor, behind
Take my butt to task
What did you find?
God, I’m afraid to even ask

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