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Song Parodies -> "John Rolling Crook"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"John Rolling Crook"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I once did a trick
Later that night, she undid me
She ran from my room
My pants she took - John Rolling Crook

She ran down the way
And I couldn't find her anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed the sign: manager

I beat on the door - citing the crime
Out of my mind
When Big Bertha's broom - clobbered my head
Naked I bled

While going berserk
From the beating and venting my wrath
We tumbled and tussled
We hollered and screamed in the blood bath

And then I got smoked - I was alone
The gun had blown
And it snuffed my fire
My dreams were took - I was Sam Cooke

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