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Song Parodies -> "Momma's Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Momma Tried"

Original Performer:

Merle Haggard

Parody Song Title:

"Momma's Pie"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Now my fondest recollection
Was a baker's filled confection
And my bad boy eyeballs bulging big and wide
In a kitchen neat and kept
I slowly softly crept
And tried to filch a piece of momma's pie

But a deadly wooden spoon
Made me sing a different tune
My momma tried to warn me twice before
But somehow I had forgotten
So she beat my skinny bottom
'Till momma left my hiney good and sore

Under her 'onslaught' supervision I was more than just cajoled
She spanked my rear alright, with all her might, hell I cried
Momma only raised a blister, but the beating hurt my pride
And left only crow to eat and humble pie


Poor 'Ole poppa, bless his heart
Gave me a piece of his tart
Just trying to ease my dinnertime blues
Well momma tore her blouse
Chasing him through the house
Let's say she wasn't the least bit amused

While they were going round in circles squaring off like two polecats
I snuck a piece alright with them outside, me inside
I'd tried to finish supper, but I felt so full I sighed
At last fin'ly got a piece of momma's pie

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Andria - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the time I carefully peeled the top crust off of an apple pie my mom had bought at the grocery store, ate part of the filling, and replaced what I had eaten with chunky-style apple sauce. At first, they couldn't tell that I had eaten part of the pie filling, but then someone realized that some of the filling looked and tasted different. I got the wooden-spoon treatment after Easter dinner was over. Great job, and 5s.
John Barry - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
You baked up a nice parodic pastry.
Christie Marie M - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I love pie! This satire just came fresh from the oven...baked at around 555 degrees!
Lionel Mertens - October 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Well Thanks y'all Christie Marie M John Barry Andria

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