Fat chick, nice face, she walks, I say, "Hop on my Lambretta"
Fat chick, wide load, no space, pud grows cruisin' my Lambretta

All that summer we enjoyed it, buns and cheeks and thighs.
That Lambretta we destoyed it. My ex-haust, I can't find

Every morning I would see her waddle like a duck
Sometimes I'd duck then she would tell me that I sucked
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my shame for her is goin' to be inflamed

Then one day the fat chick farted. Silly, but it's true
Stinkin' up our freak romance and endin' with a pee yeew...!

Flames from buns engulfed her pooter no more scooterin' now
Nice to think that that Lambretta saved me from a cow

break

Every morning I would see her waddle like a duck
Sometimes I'd duck then she would tell me that I sucked
All the people stared as if we were both quite insane
Someday my shame for her is goin' to be inflamed

Fat chick, nice face, she walks, I say, "Hop on my Lambretta"
Fat chick, wide load, no space, pud grows cruisin' my Lambretta

All that summer we enjoyed it, buns and cheeks and thighs.
That Lambretta we destoyed it. My ex-haust, I can't find