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Song Parodies -> "Venus Goes Spacey For a Martian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Go Crazy 'bout A Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Venus Goes Spacey For a Martian Man"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

What color do Martians Blush?
Big hands, long tongues
Venus don't know that she has come undone
Slow moves, Quick mind
E.T. wants to bump and grind
Who's light speeding with her heart in her hand?
Venus goes spacey for a Martian man

Bulge crotch, piercings
He's heat seeking with a wiggly thing*
Feet webbed, hands cupped
After touchdown he's gonna beam her up
Who time warping for a flash in the pan?
Venus goes spacey for a Martian man

Green toes, green head
She don't worry cause his rocket's red
Orange suns, blue moons
Coming late and coming too soon
Who's that fuming just as loud as she can?
Venus going off on a red face man

* Take me to your heater

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Lionel Mertens - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Jonny five is alive
john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
outa this world! good job Lionel! fives here!
Johnny D - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Insane, wacked-out, twisted, near-pornographic, full of innuendo and double-entendre, raunchy and racy --- it gets THREE FIVES.
Red Ant - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny on Lionel.
Dee Range - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
What Johnny D said...well done fun. 555
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Far out! Although it should be "Spacy." With the extra E, I thought it might be about Kevin Spacey.
A. Person - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking as a Song Title Cop, I must inform you that the full title of TOS is "Sharp Dressed Man." Speaking as myself, I must say that you did an excellent job with this. Clever concept. I must give you a perfect 5,5,5 vote on this.

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