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Song Parodies -> "Kielbasa"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Lover"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Every night I hoped and prayed
A dream lover would have me laid
A wife whose vows would stand firm
And seek safe passage of my sperm
So I got
A girl
To say
I do
She'll be a sweet mother
For now she has to eat for two

Kielbasa is her food
Nothing else, sates her mood
It's the stuff that she craves
If we're out she rants and raves
Cause she wants
It bad
She cries
And moans
Till I make kielbasa
So I don't have to see her jones

One day I bought Kung Pao
She threw a knife at me
I'd say she had a cow
The points moot luckily

Kielbasa, until when?
I ask myself when will it end
It's the only thing she'll eat
Our local butcher's really beat
Cause she wants,
A whole
Truck load
To go
She wants her kielbasa
And no one's 'bout to tell her no

Kielbasa makes me ill
I cant believe she eats it still
It's the only thing she'll ll chew
Till our dear baby's head pokes through
I've seen months
Of hell
To please
My Joan
Who's stuck on kielbasa
Oh my how her belly's grown

Jeez! Your belly's really grown
I must say, your belly's really grown
You know you baby bump is grow'n

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Lorena Bobbit - February 23, 2018 - Report this comment
I like Kielbasa, too. But I find that it's best to cut it into little pieces before ingesting it.
Rob Arndt - February 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Most people think Kielbasa just means Polish sausage. It actually stands for Polish smoked sausage. In German it's a Krakauer which can also mean Cracovian derived from Krakow, Poland where it originated. 555!
Jonathan - February 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Neat Meat Parody! 5s
Dave W. - February 24, 2018 - Report this comment
Kielbasa - stuffed with 5's...Very tasty

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