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Song Parodies -> "Toke On A Hooter"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke On The Water"

Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Toke On A Hooter"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If you came out to ‘Frisco
On the California coastline
To get friendly with the locals
It wouldn’t take much time
The Momma’s and The Poppa’s
Dreamt of the magic they whiffed
Grab your “Doobie” and some papers
Burn a “J” to this riff

It’s time to get high

Go light up Hashbury street
Or bake with some brownie bites
Open a box of Rice-A-Roni® treats
Feed your appetite
Go get good and wasted
And then fly to your “Hippie” place
And when you have mellowed out
It’s time to burn another “J”

It’s time to get high

There’s plenty of budget flop motels
Where a bed is awful cheap
And with a Jimmie Hendrix CD in play
Keeping you safe from sleep
In a “Purple Haze” and a groggy head
You’ll have a room to go
And even if you should grow from this
There’s one, one thing you’ll never outgrow

It’s time to get high

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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PMS - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Take these fives as a toke-n of my appreciation
alvin - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
love the "bay-area-ness" of it all...not that rice-a-roni strikes me as a good munchie....and its "jimi" but that's nit picking...i like it
Ann Hammond - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this
Lionel Mertens - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS, Ann H., and alvin for the pointer on the correct spelling for 'Jimi's' name.
Phil Alexander - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I wrote "Smokin' a Quarter" - same sort of idea to the same OS, but a completely different result. Has a wonderful Freak Bros. feel to it &-)

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