Farrah Moen's
New designer fragrance makes men jones
Makes them want to jump the wearer's bones
Oh, guys love breathing Farrah Moen's

Trigger scents
Are a main cause of lost innocence
'The Proust Effect' horns up lonely gents
Oh, Farrah Moen's has trigger scents

Olfactory bulbs
Send signals to pleasure zones
If the breeze is stiff
Get a whiff of Farrah Moen's

Farrah Moen's
Smells better than imposter calognes
It could be sprinkled on ice cream cones
Oh, guys go ape for Farrah Moen's

If you have a nose
Smell her close if love condones
If she's on the rag
Fill her bag with Farrah Moen's

Farrah Moen's
Emanates sexual overtones
Its strong scent could resurrect John Holmes
Who'd? wash Christ's feet with Farrah Moen's
Mmm mmm mmm mmm...