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Song Parodies -> "Guynocallogy"

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Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

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Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

gy·no·col·o·gy ~ /ˌɡīnoˈkäləjē/ ~ The fictitious branch of psyschology and counseling which deals with the disfunctions and mental diseases observed in the behavior of the love interests of women and girls, especially those involved with the dating system.

Shows no regards
Spurns women's hearts

In the dating game playboys stonewall
Ladies never know if they'll ever call
So unaffirmed
Their wait has been termed...

Guynocallogy - that's what it's called
Sans apology - it's not their fault
His not calling seems like eternity
That so and so, shows no courtesy
Stinks he won't call
Guynocallogy's cruel

A term that chaps
With technology
And all its apps

Guys not calling can be maddening
Ol' Dr. Lovejoy is malpractising
Stinks to be called
Guynocallogy's fool

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