Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "A Soft Dark Light"

Original Song Title:

"A Hard Days Night"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Soft Dark Light"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I see a soft dark light
As I am looking for my cat
I see a soft dark light
I must be blinded like a bat
And then I look up the flue
I see poor Fluffy is screwed
Will she be freed tonight?

You know I looked all day
to find poor Fluffy... and then viola
And I was startled when I heard her say,
" You gotta save me Santa Claus"
I know a cat of her ilk
Comes out with cookies and milk
You know I feel guffawed

Now that she's safe
everything seems so puuurrr-fect.
What a pet
Licking me kneading me Heck!
Heck!
Meow!


I see a soft dark light
As I am looking for my bird
I see a soft dark light
I must be drinking like "the Byrds"
And then when I look in the vac
I see poor Tweety intact
He'll bomb me still in flight

Whoa!

(instrumental break)

And how I love to come home
'cause now I'm not all alone
You know I feel guffawed

When I'm home
Fluffy is wanting to hide
When I'm home
Tweety is bombing in flight

Yikes!
Gads!



It's been a hard pet week
And I've been searching like a dog
It's been a hard pet week
I have been sniffing under logs
But as I say this to you
Don't think my house is a zoo
Already phreek unique
Already phreek unique
Already phreek unique

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

John Barry - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Happy hunting. 555
Lionel Mertens - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks JB
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That's pretty way out there, Lionel...555mg of valium for you, sir....
AFW - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I cat say I didn't like this...freaky and funny..555
Johnny D - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
The Beach Boys had THEIR Pet Sounds ... I like yours. 555
Lionel Mertens - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof, Alvin, AFW, and you to Yoda.
Stuart McArthur - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
some great rhymes and laughs, Lionel - although your spelling of "voila" as "viola" threw me for a second - 555
Lionel Mertens - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey thanks Stuart, the spelling tip has been filed away. Thanks again for the fives.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1490.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 673