Song Parodies -> "Killer Boa Tie"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Killer Boa Tie"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Ivan the friendly giraffe
Liked dressing for fame, yeah
Pink turtle necks monogrammed
His boxers the same

He bought exquisite bow ties
He bought exquisite bow ties
He bought exquisite bow ties
And sheik neckwear

One day while eating some leaves
A snake coi-led around, yeah
He grew weak-in-the-knees
And fell to the ground, yeah

Oh..
He got a killer boa tie
He got a killer boa tie
He got a killer boa tie
And needed air

Like a good knight he was fighting for life
He fought to survive
He got white eyed by fear
And while he thought of staying alive
He had a quick cry
He got red eyed by tears

Ivan was breathing his last
With a closed airway, yeah
The serpent Ivan had passed
Was going to pay, yeah

Ah. ..
He got a killer boa tie
He got a killer boa tie
He got a killer boa tie
And he looked scared

Like a good knight he was fighting for life
He fought to survive
He got white eyed by fear
And while he thought of staying alive
He had a quick cry
He got red eyed by tears

He hit his neck on the trees
He started to pound, yeah
The snake would finally release
And fall to the ground. Yeah

Now...
He's got a choker with spikes
He's got a choker with spikes
He's got a choker with spikes
And he's prepared

Ivan he's prepared
Ivan he's prepared
Ivan he's prepared
Ivan he's prepared
Ivan he's prepared
Ivan he's prepared

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