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Song Parodies -> "Gipper (No one you've seen, had more Jelly beans)"

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Original Performer:

Theme song from Flipper

Parody Song Title:

"Gipper (No one you've seen, had more Jelly beans)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

While some may triumph that "The Gipper" is dead like some gloried when Clinton blew it, I mean Monica. Anyway, I don't won't to do any ressurecting today. What I want to do is make a parody of a song that'll point out the good and bad in Reagan's life while impressing the finality of death. If you hated Mr. Reagan, focus on the shocking lyrics. If you loved him laugh with a "Jelly Belly". And for all you who are indifferent, you just don't matter.Mr. Reagan was a man you either loved or hated. If you want to ride the fence take a trip to Berlin, there might be another brick in the wall.
They called him Gipper, Gipper, faster than Hinkley
No-one you've seen, had more jelly beans
And we know Gipper, sleeps in a world full of maggets
Feeding there-under, under six feet

Everyone loved the king of treaties
Ever so kind and gentle was he,
Jokes he would do when Gorbechev feared,
And how we laughed with a cheer!

They called him Gipper, Gipper, Married to Nancy,
As-trol-o-gy, ain't As-tron-o-my,
And we know Gipper, sleeps in a box made of lumber,
Rotting there-under, under six feet!

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MrMacphisto - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
The Gip - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You suck, son.
dorkanese - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
funny? kinda, bit IMPROVE the lyrics, wench.

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