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Song Parodies -> "Lindsay's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Lindsay's Song"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

You fill up your schedule
Like a sailor on furlough
Like a runaway train wreck
Like a moth to the flame

Like a mare in the quagmire
Like a headless young chicken
You fill up your nostrils
With bags of cocaine

Come LiLo start new
And begin your life anew
Maybe buy into rehab
And then build up your chips

Keep your chin up and stay true
May you always feel brand new
Oh! LiLo may you
Get over this blip


You’re more than a princess
With your knights and your fortress
Like a castle in Scotland
Like estates of Sir Sting [a-lot]

Like a tower of power
With a verdant green hillside
Go rally defenses
God save you my Queen

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Somebody put this girl in chains so she doesn't harm her sorry tush further. Amazingly sincere towards the end there, Lionel.

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