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Song Parodies -> "Turtle Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Pearl Necklace"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Turtle Breakfast"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
In the OS Pearl sounds like Pe-arl with two sylables for you Pacing Police out there.
She's always so pleased to my chagrin
I always give her what she asks
I don't want to upset her
What else can I say
Every morn' I'm spunky on task
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
I gets recharged when she's a hare too weird,
She's pulling on my chain
But I still keep a paddle for anytime
I need to release the strain
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She's so fast, as quick as the rabbit rush
It's not for calories she's jumping about [see notes]
She really wont eat that much
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
I always give her what she asks
I don't want to upset her
What else can I say
Every morn' I'm spunky on task
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
I gets recharged when she's a hare too weird,
She's pulling on my chain
But I still keep a paddle for anytime
I need to release the strain
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She's so fast, as quick as the rabbit rush
It's not for calories she's jumping about [see notes]
She really wont eat that much
It was early morn'
And she was really horned to play
And so I asked her what she wanted
And this is what she had to state:
A turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
She wanna turtle breakfast
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| 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
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sounds delicious
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