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Song Parodies -> "When The Co@ls Are Stoked Down Under"

Original Song Title:

"When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder"

Original Performer:

Traditional Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"When The Co@ls Are Stoked Down Under"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

When the jackals of the night shall howl and hell reveals its horrors
And the mourning breaks the spirit in despair
When the unrepentant cower and are shaken to the core
And the coals are stoked down under who’ll be spared


When the coals are stoked down under
When lost souls are cast asunder
When the toll is left to wonder
When the coals are stoked down under
Who’ll be spared?


There’ll be dark and bitter mourning when the damned have realized
And the gory of it all induces terror
When the doomed to die all panic at their fiery demise
And the coals are stoked down under who’ll be spared


When the coals are stoked down under
When the pit is pit to plunder
When the fire consumes its number
When the coals are stoked down under
Who’ll be spared?


May you always be on fire and not burn with evil ones
And skip the conflagration in Satan’s lair
Cause hell isn’t all the pleasant and lakes of fire aren’t that fun
When the coals are stoked down under you’ll be where?


When the coals are stoked down under
When the skies are filled with thunder
When all eyes watch in wonder
When the coals are stoked down under
Who’ll be spared?

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Patrick - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I can almost hear the Westboro Baptist Church choir singing this one.
Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
A very differtent take...and a good one! ;D
Old Man Ribber - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
different!!!
dennis - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This is the way such songs *should* be sung. Jonathan Edwards, anyone? Sinners in the hands of an Angry God? No mercy, no relent, no tears - all who do evil shall sup with Brimstone? Sup with Brimstone, witch? And no, I do not go to a real-life version of Westboro Baptist church. I would not survive the first meeting, as I would be burnt at the stake as 'spawn of the Devil' due to being disfigured and autistic. (No freaks allowed in hell.) dennis.

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