Now...
I had rolled my big rig up, to a roadside cafe
And the waitress there, quickly caught my fancy

As she sat me down, to a back table for one
She was a welcome sight, after a four day run


She had her curly hair up - It was shiny and black
It was done in a bun - bobby pinned in the back

But it all seemed to come down, when her boyfriend showed
He didn’t understand, just how intense she glowed


So I asked for a doggie bag
And got it to go
When I glanced at her name tag
She looked beautiful


Abigail, oh, Abigail
Your whole being transfigured like an A-angel
Working in a coffee shop
Helping out your mom and pop
Did we have the right stuff?
Did we have a chemistry?
I guess I better head back down the road to compatibility




So...
I took my tractor trailer, down a lonely road
Kept checking my mirrors, if I was followed

When BAMM! my windshield smashed, with some kind of bird that I’d struck
I went into the ditch - jack-knifing my new truck

What were people gonna say, the situation stunk
I mentioned wild turkey - The Cops thought I was drunk

But things only would get worse, when the tow driver would show
It was none other than... Abigail’s beau


All I had was a tiny scratch
But this hurt!
So I glanced at his name patch
On his greasy shirt

Julious, oh, Julious
He cast a dark shadow somethin furious
He got out of his truck
Started coming after me
So I ditched him in the back alley of combatibility


So...
I got a room for the night, in a small roadside motel
And the sweet hostess there, was a pretty bombshell

It was amazing to me, how close together we talked
And I was blown away, when our doey eyes locked

She wore her curly hair down, it was shiny and blonde
That went down to her buns - I instantly grew fond

I asked her out for a drink - she told me of a joint she knew
Was her folk’s place, where her brother went to


So we went out for a cocktail
Guess who brought it to us
It was her friend Abigail
And brother Julius

Her name was...

Anne-Nichole, oh, Anne-Nichole
You came to my rescue like an A-angel
Going on a double date
Where you friend and brother are
We all shared a laugh
On the final stop
On the Road to Compatibility