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Song Parodies -> "If I Alway Had My Way"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Alway Had My Way"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics


Q: What would you do if you always got your way?

A: If I always got my way...

I could build a winding castle
With no one there to hassle
Where servants would obey
If I had such a palace
I’d be boringly unchallenged
If I always got my way

I would hear my people fussin’
By ending our discussion
With a: “Do what I say!”
I’d order men to action
And be another Jackson
If I always got my way

Oh, I would rather try
And leave an open door
Than to be a king that no one could implore
Call me a pig but not a bore

I would not abuse my power
I’d work with you for ‘ours’
My pride would be at bay
I’d be giving you orders
But you could come to my quarters
If you knew a better way

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
if I have my way the one-bomber will steer clear of this one 5's
Dave W. - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Lionel - The Wiz would surely give you a medal for clevery
John Lomain - March 25, 2013 - Report this comment
This was creative and good

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