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Song Parodies -> "CrackerJack® Drivers"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Back Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"CrackerJack® Drivers"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

CrackerJack® Drivers (CrackerJack® Drivers)
Dear Sir or Madam, please stay in your lane
Where did you learn to drive, have you gone insane?
If I were to grade you on a curb… you’d flunk
And you’d get an F! Now you’ve got to be a CrackerJack® Driver!
CrackerJack® Drivers


Move your blinking hooptie, NOW! you think I got all day?
Take your fuzzy dice and… GET OUT THE WAY!
You Nut! I’m coming loose behind the wheel
You Pathetic Slob! Why you’ve got to be a CrackerJack® Driver
CrackerJack® Drivers

CrackerJack® Drivers (CrackerJack® Drivers)


Do you have a license? Let me guess you do
I am going horse just yelling at YOU!
Giddy Up! Old timer, would you move your ASS!
I would bet the farm that you indeed are a CrackerJack® Driver
CrackerJack® Drivers


If you’d pulled your head out, you’d have seen that light
You could make a killing from your oversights
If you had been drinking, I would call you ‘drunk’
Here’s parting my shot you have got to be a CrackerJack® driver
CrackerJack® Drivers


CrackerJack® Drivers (CrackerJack® Drivers)

CrackerJack® Drivers ~ CrackerJack® Drivers
CrackerJack® Drivers ~ CrackerJack® Drivers


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TJC - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Grade you on the curb... ha!
alvin - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
great concept and delivery
Ann Hammond - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Susanna Viljanen - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This was fun to sing along with 555 kph speed.

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