Q: What’s the best way to get really plastered?
(see answer below)

You can beer me with long necks
You can beer me with cold Beck’s
You can beer me with Dos X [equis]
You can beer me with a bong

You can beer me with Budweiser
Or fill my glass with a good pilsner
I don’t care how I get beer
Just put beer in my hand!

You can beer me with home brew
From a bucket that’s almost new
Just wipe off any residue
I hope you made it strong

You can knock on your neighbor’s door
After two [a.m.] wearin’ your boxer shorts
I don’t care how I get beer
Just get beer my good man!


There are cans and bottles that need us
Always looking to get plastered
If I have to say, surely you would move faster
Now, please move faster. Yes, faster

Put an OB drip in my arms
Let St. Pauli’s girl work her charms
You can beer me with a German ale
But you better get it schnell!


You can beer me with a Molson
Or save money with a quick beer run
I don’t care how I get beer
Just get beer if you can!

I don’t care, I don’t care
I need a cold beer right now
I need a cold beer right now right by my side
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Get Beer!, go, go, go!
I don’t care how you get beer
Just get beer if you can



A: Drink a bucket of wall putty