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Song Parodies -> "Everything Takes Touch"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Everything Takes Touch"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I deliberately left much of the OS lyrics in this one to show how a little touch can change so much.
Touch, Touch, Touch
Touch, Touch, Touch
Touch, Touch, Touch

There's nothing you can do that can't be goofed
Nothing you can sing, that can't be spoofed.
Nothing you can change but you can learn how to change the game
It's tricky

Nothing you can make that can't be mauled
No one you can save that can't be called
Nothing you can top but you can learn how to top you in time.
It's tricky

Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch, touch.
Touch takes everything.

Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch, touch.
Touch takes everything.

Nothing you can know that isn't botched
Nothing you can see that isn't watched
Nowhere you can go that isn't where you're gonna be.
It's tricky

Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch.
Everything takes touch, touch.
Touch takes everything.

Everything takes touch (All together, now!)
Everything takes touch (Everybody!)
Everything takes touch, touch.
Touch takes everything (touch takes everything).

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
Honey do
She nags you, blah blah blah.
She nags you, blah blah blah.
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Paul Robinson - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
I like this one, Lionel...good 'touch', for sure. 5's ~ ~ ~
Steven (parody Man)Ogle - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Keep'em coming. 555's
alvin rhodes - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree...and few are as touched as you...5s
Stephen Harrington - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
555.
2Eagle - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Good pacing - 555.
Lionel Mertens - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, alvin, Steven, Stephen H, and 2eagle.
MrMacphisto - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
So good, I touched myself... j/k 5-5-5
poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I am touching this parody with three fives!
Lionel Mertens - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Who art thou.... Poomaster?

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