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Song Parodies -> "Farming Pays (dosey doe)"

Original Song Title:

"30 Days in the Hole"

Original Performer:

Humble Pie

Parody Song Title:

"Farming Pays (dosey doe)"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Bail that hay!
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Farming Pays
Anyone growing apples?
I'm growing oranges

Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays (dosey doe)

That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, yeah

Share croppin dreams, turnin out white cotton T's
A fertile field and a bumper crop yield
Paying off the lease, it's gone
Brown Maple Squeeze, comes to you sweet from the trees
It's the niche that you got rich on
You know hard work ain't for theives

Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
I wouldn't kid you
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
They know

Pistachios, I'm telling you...they're good to crack and roast
Turn some desert dirt to a fertile orchard
It's nuts how the business grows
If you live off the land, well it's no new fangled plan
You keep from wasting loot and have good tasting fruit
You put yourself in this jam

Farming Pays (dosey doe)
If you don't mind milking cows
Farming Pays I've been told
Oh yeah
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
That's right, that's right
Farming Pays (dosey doe)

What you doin boy?
Do you know farming ways?
See, see, see that there corn crop
That crop means your pay

White cottage cheese, paid for her sleek Mercedes
Had to squeeze some teats that some calf nurses on
You know your wife's hard to please
Black Angus beef, good beyond belief
You eat a New York strip on a Texas church trip
You're liable to loose some teef

Farming Pays (dosey doe) 3X's
Oh yeah
Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays, Farming Pays (dosey doe)
Farming Pays I've been told 8X's

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