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Song Parodies -> "A Waste of a Life"

Original Song Title:

"A Day In The Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Waste of a Life"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I beat my meat all day, oh joy!
Without a blow up doll to be my slave
Although air heads do pump my nads
Yet I still had my staff
But not my better half
I miss my girl we grew apart
I’ve come to gripes how long we’ve been estranged
A brown stripe stains my underwear
It’s time to change my shorts
She said I was immature
And acted like an anal wart

I saw my shrink today, Hail Freud
And over tea we discussed my gourd
A jack o’latern has no face
Only holes simply carved
Empty head being starved
He filled my prescription

Drugged up, and eagle spread
Felt a giraffe give me head
Losing all control I was a wreck
Its bulging neck was more than it could take
Like ‘Deep Throat’ or sequel two
Being filmed inside a zoo
Shot my load in style and made it choke
And then I awoke from my hallucinating

I smoked my bong all day, no joints
Some heaping bowls from Humbolt took me higher
And from the bowls known chemicals
I bowed to nature’s call
Try and guess how many bowls it took to hit that magic wall
I feel my prescription

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Callmelennie - December 27, 2011 - Report this comment
While I don't necessarily endorse some of your lifestyle choices, I'm still gonna give you 555
Lionel Mertens - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
This is just a parody. A work of fiction. Still thanks for the 5's.
Callmelennie - January 03, 2012 - Report this comment
So was my comment, Lionel Of course you can't necessarily tell csarcasm when dealing with a complete stranger

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