Song Parodies -> Grapes On My @$$ Keep Appearing
| Original Song Title: | "Wheels in the Sky Keep on Turning" |
| Original Performer: | Journey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grapes On My @$$ Keep Appearing" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Hemorrhoids here again oh Lord,
Haven't had one in a year or more
I know I should eat a bunch more fiber
Called a doctor with a long lancing blade
Razor steel, made for grapes
He's been cutting up this musty boat
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where are some "Tucks" I can borrow?
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
I've been trying to walk it off
Cannot take it I'd wish it'd pop
I can't take this very much longer
I'm holdin' both my cheeks in pain
Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home today
Preperation H callin'
I'm reaching it's way
My.. My.. My.. My.. Hemorrhoid sorrows
(chorus regular)
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where is some "Tucks" I can borrow
Grapes on my @$$ keep me standing
(Chorus Regular) 2X's
Haven't had one in a year or more
I know I should eat a bunch more fiber
Called a doctor with a long lancing blade
Razor steel, made for grapes
He's been cutting up this musty boat
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where are some "Tucks" I can borrow?
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
I've been trying to walk it off
Cannot take it I'd wish it'd pop
I can't take this very much longer
I'm holdin' both my cheeks in pain
Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home today
Preperation H callin'
I'm reaching it's way
My.. My.. My.. My.. Hemorrhoid sorrows
(chorus regular)
Grapes on my @$$ keep appearing
Where is some "Tucks" I can borrow
Grapes on my @$$ keep me standing
(Chorus Regular) 2X's
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Gross.
Lionel - I can only remember how the chorus goes on the original and you paced that just fine. I liked it, I had fun reading it, so I'm giving you 5's even though I can't t truly vouch for the pace beyond the chorus parts.
LOL... This is great....
I remember most of the original, altho' I avoided it like a plague of hemorrhoides... ;-D
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