Guess what everybody, I'm getting married. Just as soon as I pay for the ring, were heading to Vegas to be married in it. Once We tie the knot we'll have it torn down and reassembled in our backyard. That way I can spar with her after work, so she'll be ready for her next fight. And if she wins she's promised to to pay off my credit card bills with the prize money. That's my girl.



Huh? it sounds so crazy
Huh? it's a little hazy
Huh? where are you comin' from
Huh?

{Man}
It is no wonder, why you're dumber than you look
You're always sticking your nose in those conspiracy books
When the earth disappears, you wont seem so unusual
But until that time I'll still, think you're delusional


Fill me in you know, I'm such a dunce
And would you enlighten me on your latest hunch
Tell me when you take me out to lunch
Will you hush, hush honey?


{Woman}
I told my therapist you suffered from E.D.
She said impotence will require co-therapy
And that we had to work... together through these 'blahs'
And no it isn't what you think, it's no ménage à trois


Honey this will help, you get it up
And I so would like to have her set it up
Honey, why do you always interrupt?
Will you hush, hush honey?


{Man}
Now that you're older, a lot older than you'll say
You're always telling everybody I'm the one to blame
Should of saw this coming, but I'm too self absorbed
I should of had your psychic, look in her crystal orb


Honey don't repeat, all that you've heard
And why do you always have to sound so absurd
Honey, can't I please have the last word
Honey...
Honey...



[Woman walks off furious, then vents]
OOOOOOOOH!