If you're on Hawaii's Isle
You might see his friendly smile
They say he's got pine-apples profuse
He grows them all and sells their juice
He weeds the plants
He tills the soil
Their fruit he chops
For hours he toils
You must see
Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

He has always made them sprout
On his farm his face shines proud
He chops 'em up armed with machetes
His energy's a treat to see
And you can have a slice for free
Or buy one for a friendly fee
Cause he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

From his thatched hut
He yells BONZAI!
When his blade cuts
The juices fly
He's does his act
Just for the tourists
If some tourists happen by
And if you want chunks
Or just a slice
He'll charge you a friendly price
Cause he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

He's amazing with his strength
He chops pineapples at arms length
He chops them up WOP BAM POW!
Hysterically he works a crowd
Eagerness is what he brings
full off cheer though his meager earnings
Yeah! he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

From his thatched hut
He yells BONZAI!
When his blade cuts
The juices fly
He's does his act
Just for the tourists
If some tourists happen by
And if you want chunks
Or just a slice
He'll charge you a friendly price
Cause he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

Wait'll you see this guy
Maybe you tell all your pals
They'll all think he's crazy
By how he cuts
Pineapples
Man he's crazy to watch
He's cool
And all the tourists are fooled
They think he's doped
Or sniffed some glue
But it's all just an act
Because he doesn't do drugs
(Doesn't do drugs, Doesn't do drugs)
And

Hey hey

From his thatched hut
He yells BONZAI!
When his blade cuts
The juices fly
He's does his act
Just for the tourists
If some tourists happen by
And if you want chunks
Or just a slice
He'll charge you a friendly price
Cause he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

From his thatched hut
He yells BONZAI!
When his blade cuts
The juices fly
He's does his act
Just for the tourists
If some tourists happen by
And if you want chunks
Or just a slice
He'll charge you a friendly price
Cause he's Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild

He is the man to see
He's such a treat
To see him with all his energy
He'll crack you up with crazy mad cheer
I know he had me in tears before
Go and see this pineapple man's store
Go see Johnny Pineapple
Seed gone wild