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Song Parodies -> "Flat Chested Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Flat Chested Girls"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Ah you wanna make your chest look ripe
Ah now because that saline hype
Ah you wanna super size your chest
Flat chested girls
You keep the implant world abreast

Hey why wear those ole push up pads
Never do no good at that
But a new chest would solve your life of misery huh
Lift your cones like boob job Annie
Your refered to doctor Manning
Think big melons you'll make a felon out of me
Hey hey

You've been saving up your bucks
Accounts for nips, account for tucks
You've seen every plastic surgeon on the way hey
But your beauty and your style
Need bigger boobs after a while
Take me to them chesty ladies every time
Come on

Oh won't you make your cones look ripe
Oh now because that saline hype
Oh and your writting all those checks
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast

Hey listen here
Now you've took mortgages and loans
To get saline in your cones
Ain't no beauty queens with more plastic surgery
I tell you
Oh but you must buy your pleasure
Just bought your greatest treasure
Think big zepplins you gonna make a blimp fan of me
Now get this

Oh I know you gonna make your cones look ripe please
Oh now because that saline hype
Oh you wanna super size your chest
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast yeah
Flat chested girls
you keep the implant world abreast
Write out those checks with pride

Ooh yeah oh yeah
Them flat chested girls
Flat chested girls
yeah yeah yeah
alright, flaunt 'em come on
Flat chested girls
yes yes

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Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Lotsa boob parodies recently, this not the least among them...or...er, never mind. Good job, Lionel.
AFW - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good use of rhymes..and one of my favorite topics...We covered the spectrum, Lionel...You done an "Inny"...I done an "Outy"
Steve K. - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job staying true to all the nuances of the original.
John Barry - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked the zeppelins/blimp verse.
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
this parody rocks...nice job
Meriadoc - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, but I couldn't quite place whether you were pro or cone... ;-)
Aldo Renato - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
A lot of us guys LIKE flat chested women-the little ones hold up a lot better and look better than big breasts!!! As for parodying the original. a lot of us like fat bottomed women. Pear women rock!!! I may be the only guy who likes watching women walk away from him!!!
Kristine - January 04, 2022 - Report this comment
What garbage! If you were going to make a parody of Queen's song why not at least keep the spirit of the song? Queen makes a song that celebrates fat-bottomed girls and all your version does is talk about implants implants implants! Hey, some of us flat chested girls would just like to be loved as we are!

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