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Song Parodies -> "Saddle Bronc Man"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Horton

Parody Song Title:

"Saddle Bronc Man"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Well I'm a saddle bronc man
With my bow legg-ed walk
I love to wear a belt that's spelt
With the letters of my John Hancock
Got a big buckle to strap
That could be a hub cap
Ride with butt/nut huggers
So my package wont flap

Cause when I'm riding fast and furiously
My manhood is prone to injury
Geldings are quick, but a stallion bolts
Got me a philly who wants some colts

Well I'm a saddle bronc man
And my butt hurts a lot
Trying to break a horse by force
Takes its toll on the ole buttocks
And when my bum is all raw
I'll grab my taily bone
Screaming Please! Please!
Doctor I need oxyco-done

Well, I'm a saddle bronc man
And I don't need a crop
A leader or a rope just hope
For eight seconds a hemmroid don't pop
And when the pick-up men come
I like to yell me some
Whoopin! Yee! Hee! yahoo!
This bronc busting is fun

Hee Haw, a big ole rodeo and a Country Band
Well that's all you need to please this saddle bronc man
Gets me out there doing my bow legged dance
My hat goes off to my many fans


Well I'm a saddle bronc man
And I just tied the knot
I love my darling wife for life
Though she's stubborn like a mule untaught
And when my honey gets goin
She likes to make it known
Screaming Hey Hey cowboy
I wear the spurs in this home


Oh, I'm a saddle bronc man
And I know why you watch
You like to see the thrilling spills
And the bloopers of a horse kicked crotch
With a Kevlar cup worn
I'll see my children get born
Asking? Hey! Hey! Daddy
Where do babies come from?

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Lionel Mertens - March 19, 2021 - Report this comment
Swap this lyric out with the hemmroud one if you like: Just hope for eight seconds that I'm still on top

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