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Song Parodies -> "Golf and Lightning"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Golf and Lightning"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Golf and Lightning, Golf and Lighning
Go together like a storm and kiting
This I tell you golfers
You can't have fun when storms are called for

Golf and Lightning, Golf and Lightning
They're an institue with Zues presiding
Ask the Scottish caddy
And he will say "Aye me laddy"

(chorus)
Try, try, try and insulate them
It's no solution
Try, try, try and you be getting some
electrocution

Golf and Lightning, Golf and Lighning
Go together like a storm and kiting
This I tell you golfers
You can't have fun when storms are called for

(chorus)

Golf and Lightning, Golf and Lightning
Go together like ole Zues and chiding
This I tell you tigers
You can't hit balls with thunder strikers

copyright (C) 2005

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Steve K. - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Shockingly well done!
Scathe - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder if there's such thing as an electric bogey. :-) Nice work.
Newfoghill - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Finally, an anthem for golfers! Thanks!
John Barry - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Par 15! Loved the chorus.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Some unnecessary repeats, a bad rhyme (golfers/called for) and you spelled Zeus wrong. This should have stayed in the bunker for one more workover. I'll have to strike you with a par 433.
Bob Konigsberg - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good overall - 544. I enjoyed it - mostly because I don't/b play golf. As long as we're picking on spelling, it's "institute"

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