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Song Parodies -> "Spiny Nasty Cretins"

Original Song Title:

"Shiny Happy People"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Spiny Nasty Cretins"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Q: What do you call a warehouse with a butt load of stool softener? (See answer below)
Spiny Nasty Cretins gaffing

Greet you with their growls
Cretins! Cretins!
Hurling hateful howls
Loathing. Loathing
Voiding out their bowels
Crappy, Crappy
Jaundiced tainted jowls making ulcers grow

Mold and Mildew blanch

Spiny Nasty Cretins trolling man
Spiny Nasty Cretins trolling man
Spiny Nasty Cretins gaffing

Online scams abound
Yeah who? Yeah who?
Steer clear when you can
Click bait, Click bait
You shan't be too nice,
Bloody, Bloody
Stick it up your arse where 'The Queen' won't glance.

Pomp and Circumstance

Spiny Nasty Cretins trolling man
Spiny Nasty Cretins trolling msn
Spiny Nasty Cretins spaming

Whoa, where'd we go?

Spiny Nasty Cretins trolling man
Slimey Shady Shysters scamming man
Seedy greedy slicksters shamming

Sneaky Savy slimeballs robbing man
Peevy punk ass pussies throwing down
Filthy Rotten Rich folks chincing

Sorry Sacks of Feces sucking schlongs
Feckless Farging Faries filching fish
Turkey Neck bone Ho bags shopping

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