There’s a man who wears a woman’s roll-on
To all the guys he works with he’s a moron
Despite how hot things get, they’ve never seen him sweat
He always gets rosie commendations

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a man but… made for a woman they say

Watch out for elevators with this gent
His manly face masks a bouquet of scents
Do, be cautious in hallways
Or he’ll take your breath away
Two to one you’ll need resusitation

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
Strong enough for a plumber who’s snaken’ away a drain


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Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You dialed OSHA’s number and they’ve taken down his name

He’ll pop in your corner office one time
And you’re getting’ on the horn to OSHA’s hot line
Oh shoot, you caught a fatal whiff
While passing this working stiff
Your building may need evacuation

Secret® Fragrence Man, Secret® Fragrence Man
You’ve screamed at HAZMAT’s people but they don’t care all the same

Secret® Fragrence Man