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Song Parodies -> "Cupid Bought a Crossbow"

Original Song Title:

"Three Coins In The Fountain"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Cupid Bought a Crossbow"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Cupid Bought a Crossbow
To end rampant loneliness
Sighted with high-tech lasers
There's no heart that he can miss

Like fish in a barrel
Or like rows of sitting ducks
He's scanning through the crosshairs
Of a Crossbow he often plucks

Whose love will he target next?
Whose heart will his arrows hex?

Cupid wields a Crossbow
He is working overtime
No one should be lonesome
All hearts could have a Valentine

Keep on Try'n
Love's divine
Love's divine

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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