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Song Parodies -> "Call Me Moose"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Al"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Call Me Moose"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

When I got up to eat
I said, "What shall I throw on the griddle?, now
Why don't I prepare some vitals?
My beautiful wife likes my spare tire
She needs her me time to sanctuary
She needs a break from the tension
She always seems down to hostess
Doing her 'mostest' - can't stop her"
Go getter! Go getter!
Works after midnight
Hard at work with her wifely chores
Mrs. McCheery, McCheery
Needs her time away from me
You know, I love to hear her cute little bunny snores

If you'd be my China doll
And I can be your suave masouse
I love to fluff my Bunny
And Bunny, loves to feed me, loves to stuff her Moose

My gal wakes from her sleep
And says, "That nap was long overdue mmm...
And how long where you inside my kitchen?
Smells like an electrical short
Where's my broom and apron?
What happened in here?
Who left on this griddle?
Just look at this griddle, she snorts, snorts
I went to use the bathhroom
Like some silly guilty little brat faced boy
On the john, the john
I feigned innocence to evidence
While she vented consternation

If I be her do-do bird
Well then she's my long necked goose
I have to 'splain to Lucy
And Lucy, has to nag me, has to nag her Moose
Calls me Moose

I had no time think
All I thought was to bide time
Maybe I could hide ly'n
Maybe she'd tan my hide to brown
What's this monkey business?
This is just bananas
Are you a chimpanzee?
Are you a little boy?
You know confound it you're a clown, a clown
Battling to save my face
Shatterings and explicatives
I'm looking down, so down
I pray Jesus will calm the stormy seas
Whipping into a frenzy
I say, "amen", and suddenly peace

If you'll be my second mom
I can be your Dr. Suess
And I can call you baby
And baby, when you call me, you can call me Moose
Call me

Yeah yeah yeah yeah - yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah - yeah yeah yeah-yeah yeah-yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah - yeah yeah yeah-yeah yeah-yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah - yeah yeah yeah yeah

If you'll be my second mom
I can call you baby
If you'll be my second mom
I can call you baby
If you'll be my second mom

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I Went To Graceland - April 06, 2020 - Report this comment
Bizarre, man.

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