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Song Parodies -> "Sancho Claus is Going to Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sancho Claus is Going to Town"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Don’s better in bed
Jane’s better to him
Don better have fled
If Juan breaks out of the pen

Sancho Claus is going to town

Juan’s shaking his fist
He’s hating his life
He’s gotta find out
Who’s doing his wife?

Sancho Claus is going to town

They know Juan rots in prison
They know he’s one dumb ape
They know he’s been denied parole
But King Kong could still escape


John’s tying the sheets
He’s making a rope
He’s being discrete
Not dropping the soap

Sancho Claus is going da DOWN!

Don calls Jane his old lady
Don calls Juan “Bubba’s Bitch”
Juan calls us when you’re out for good
We’re just friends with benefits

Sancho Claus is making the rounds

Juan’s out on the lam
Don better had run
He better not plan
Out running a gun

Sancho Claus is leaving right NOW!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dylan Baranski - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Is Sancho Claus a Mexican ripoff of Santa Claus?
TJC - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny seasonal spin, Lionel... made my kriss kringle just thinking about the international implications...

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