Song Parodies -> Latest Entries -> Month -> January 2004

These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.

Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
January 1, 2004
"A Horse With No Name"	America	"A Norse With No Pain"	"Johnny D"
"Adam's Song"	Blink 182	"Prank Calling Song"	"js11296"
"All I Do"	Stevie Wonder	"All I Do"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Auld Lang Syne"	Traditional	"Burgertime"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Black Magic Woman"	Santana	"Black Magic Chocolate"	"T2N WRITER"
"Born in the USA"	Bruce Springsteen	"Born To Live In A Cave"	"Chris Mondloch"
"Come As You Are"	Nirvana	"Come In My Car"	"Sarah Swanson"
"Dumb Girls"	Lucy Woodward	"Dumb 'Guys'"	"Michael"
"Flowers On The Wall"	Statler Brothers	"Shoppers At The Mall"	"Guy DiRito"
"Hitchin' A Ride"	Vanity Fair	"Rich An' I Hide"	"Johnny D"
"I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"	ABBA	"I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo, I Moo"	"Michael McVey"
"I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do"	ABBA	"I'm Blue, I'm Blue, I'm Blue, I'm Blue, I'm Blue"	"Michael McVey"
"I Feel Pretty"	West Side Story	"I Feel Witty"	"Jude Rodamer"
"I've Got to Get a Message to You"	The Bee Gees	"I've Got to Get a Sausage to You"	"Jan Unwin"
"Ice Cream"	JS	"New York Yankees"	"Arcade Junkie"
"In Bloom"	Nirvana	"In Tune (My Guitar)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Johnnie's Garden"	Manasses	"Johnnie's Hard On"	"Rick Duncan"
"Long, Long, Long"	Beatles	"Way Too Long, Long, Long"	"Rick Duncan"
"My Back Pages"	Bob Dylan	"My Front Pages"	"Michael Pacholek"
"New Year's Day"	U2	"Amiright"	"T2N Writer"
"No Scrubs"	TLC	"Mo Fries"	"Michael"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"(Professor) Plum"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner"	Warren Zevon	"Ronald the Headless Fast Food Icon"	"pimrizr"
"Scenes from an Italian Resteraunt"	Billy Joel	"Scenes from a Jillian's Resteraunt"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Stacy's Mom"	Fountains Of Wayne	"Stacy's Dog (Is really really bad)"	"Sancho Bob"
"Street Where You LIve"	My Fair Lady	"Street Where I Live"	"Jude Rodamer"
"Swing Swing"	All-American Rejects	"Ring Ring Ring"	"Troublemakr22"
"Take It Off"	The Donnas	"Skate Right Off"	"Michael Pacholek"
"The Anthem"	Good Charlotte	"The Real Anthem"	"Justin O'Brien"
"The First Cut is The Deepest"	Sheryl Crow	"Kotex Is The Cheapest"	"Verysher"
"The Lady Is a Tramp"	Frank Sinatra	"The Voters Have The Cramps"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Tighten Up"	Archie Bell & the Drells	"Titan Up"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Tonight"	West Side Story	"Tonight"	"Jude Rodamer"
"When I'm Gone"	3 Doors Down	"Lucky Leprechaun"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Wild Irish Rose"	George Jones	"Wild Panty Hose"	"Michael McVey"
January 2, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Somewhere) Over the Rainbow"	Judy Garland	"Today, on Reading Rainbow"	"Jude Rodamer"
"409"	Le Garcons De La Plaige	"409"	"T2N WRITER"
"Another Brick In The Wall"	Pink Floyd	"Another Kick In The Balls"	"Johnny D"
"Another Postcard (With Chimpanzees)"	Barenaked Ladies	"Another Comment (I'm Not 18) - For TJ Spindler"	"Static"
"Auld Lang Syne"	Robert Burns	"Guests of Mine"	"Royce Miller"
"Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing"	Chris Isaak	"Merry Did A Bad Bad Thing"	"T2N WRITER"
"Behind Blue Eyes"	The Who	"Men in Disguise"	"S.T.G."
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Merry and Pippin Rhapsody"	"Jack Wilson"
"Brand New Key"	Melanie	"Pair Of Tix"	"sloatead"
"Careless Whisper"	Wham!	"Careless Pisser"	"Jan Unwin"
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose?"	Dionne Warwick	"Did you See the Snake that Ate Jose?"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"	Crystal Gayle	"Don't It Turn His White Hood Blue"	"Michael McVey"
"Folsom Prison Blues"	Johnny Cash	"Wholesome Poison"	"Guy DiRito"
"For Whom the Bell Tolls"	Metallica	"Diet Song"	"S.T.G."
"Help!"	The Beatles	"Kelp!"	"Jack Wilson"
"Here Comes Santa Claus"	Gene Autry	"I Hate Christmas Time"	"Phil Alexander"
"I Only Have Eyes For You"	Flamingos/Garfunkle ('75)	"I Only Have Ice For You"	"Rick Duncan"
"Lick It Up"	KISS	"Pick It Up (The Trash Chronicles)"	"T2N WRITER"
"Minute by Minute"	The Doobie Brothers	"1973"	"Fitu Petaia"
"My Favorite Things"	Rogers and Hammerstein	"My Favorite Fights"	"Stray Pooch"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"My Favorite Things (Volume 2)"	"Jude Rodamer"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Drunk"	"S.T.G."
"Oh, Christmas Tree"	Traditional	"Oh God, Diva (T.J. is a child)"	"T.J. Spindler, Christian Spindler, Daryll Kozenskie, and Probably Static"
"Out Of My Heart (Into Your Head)"	BBMAK	"New Years Is Here (Resolutions)"	"Michael"
"Pretending"	Eric Clapton	"The Internet Dating Song"	"The Great Karlando"
"Puttin' On The Ritz"	Taco	"Puttin' On The Zits"	"Giblet O'Sarcasm"
"Release Me"	Englebert Humperdinck	"Bees Beneath Me"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Revolution"	Beatles	"Resolution"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reigndeer"	Traditional	"Spirit the Red-Nosed Horsie"	"Snail Triplets"
"Spokesman"	Goldfinger	"Joke Trends"	"Ryan Quinn"
"Stacy's Mom"	Fountains Of Wayne	"Susie's Dad(is Such A Big Creep)"	"crazyandinsane"
"Stop Livin' The Lie"	David Sneddon	"Stop Eatin' My Pie"	"Bizzy E"
"Sugar Walls"	Sheena Easton	"Chocolate Salty Balls"	"Tim Hall"
"The Water is Wide"	Traditional	"The Waiter is Wide"	"Rick Duncan"
"The Wicked Game"	Chris Isaak	"The Wicked Game( Merry And Pippin Play)"	"T2N WRITER"
"Wild Thing"	The Troggs	"Cow Thing "	"Guy DiRito"
"Xuxa Park"	Xuxa	"Starfox Park"	"Andrea Huckstep"
"Yesterday"	Beatles	"Saturday"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"	Dr. Seuss	"You're a Ferengi, Mr. Quark"	"Michael McVey"
January 3, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Abraham, Martin, and John"	Dion	"Ed, Edd, and Eddy"	"Andrew Morse"
"Al 'n' Yetta"	Allan Sherman	"Al 'n' Yetta '04"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Beauty and the Beast"	Disney Song	"Kelle and Keith"	"Queen AmenRa"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"No Sex Is Crapsody"	"T2N WRITER"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Yiddish Rhapsody"	"Johnny D"
"Calypso"	John Denver	"Why He's Ripped So"	"William Tong"
"Cold As Ice"	Foreigner	"Mold On Rice"	"Sarah Swanson"
"Come As You Are"	Nirvana	"Dumb Ass New Car"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Come As You Are"	Nirvana	"Dumb Ass Retard (Forrest Gump)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Stupid Paper"	"Joelle"
"Deliverance"	Bubba Sparxxx	"Confusing Incident"	"Erin Brown"
"Don't Do Me Like That"	Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers	"That Thing's Not a Rat!"	"KowGirl"
"Easy Lover"	Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey	"Crazy Climber"	"Andrew Morse"
"Happy Together"	Turtles	"Special Olympics"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Harvest For The World"	Isley Brothers	"Doormat For The World"	"Andrew Morse"
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide"	ZZ Top	"I Suck, I'm Rich As Hell"	"The Great Karlando"
"I'm Just A Singer ( In A Rock And Roll Band )"	The Moody Blues	"I'm Corporal Klinger ( Please Think I'm A Sick Man )"	"Johnny D"
"If You're Going to San Francisco"	Scott McKenzie	"If You're Going to Ban Canned Crisco"	"Jan Unwin"
"It's My Party"	Leslie Gore	"It's My Potty"	"Guy DiRito"
"Junk Food Junkie"	Larry Groce	"Neopets Junkie"	"Michael McVey"
"Keep Your Head To The Sky"	Earth, Wind & Fire	"Keep Your Eye On The Ball"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Last Train to Clarksville"	Monkees	"Space Ship to Smallville"	"Rick Duncan"
"Last Will and Testament (Boot to the Head)"	The Frantics	"Last Will and Testament #2 (Kick in the Balls)"	"Michael McVey"
"Let's Get Married"	Jagged Edge	"Sportscenter Altar"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"	Good Charlotte	"Lifestyles of the Hip-hop Stoners"	"Ivo Becica"
"Limbo Rock"	Chubby Checker	"Jessy's Bop"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"London Calling"	The Clash	"Avon Calling"	"Arcade Junkie"
"London Calling"	The Clash	"Rohan Calling"	"KowGirl"
"Losing My Religion"	REM	"Dodging Moose Collisions"	"Johnny D"
"Love Hurts"	Nazareth	"Dove Turds"	"Phil Alexander"
"Lyin' Eyes"	The Eagles	"Fryin' Thighs"	"Jan Unwin"
"Money For Nothing"	Dire Straits	"Sneezing And Coughing"	"AussieBullDog"
"More Than A Feeling"	Boston	"Space Invaders"	"Arcade Junkie"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"A Few Unwise Traitorous Things"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Part Time Lover"	Stevie Wonder	"Part Time Trouble"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Philadelphia Freedom"	Elton John	"Filling Myself With Reeses"	"Johnny D"
"Piggies"	The Beatles	"Miss Piggy"	"Steve Kalafut"
"Politics of Dancing"	Re-flex	"Politics of Liberals"	"Andrew Morse"
"Proud to Be an American"	Lee Greenwood	"Proud to Be a Virginian"	"Sarah Sheets"
"Somewhere I Belong"	Linkin Park	"God I Still Hate Linkin Park"	"nuero"
"The Entertainer"	Billy Joel	"Power Ranger"	"Andrew Morse"
"The Perfect Drug"	Nine Inch Nails	"The Perfect Rug"	"Aaron Saraco"
"The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald"	Gordon Lightfoot	"The Trek of the Enterprise Fellas"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Us and Them"	Pink Floyd	"'Oz' and 'Moon'"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Walking In LA"	Missing Persons	"Floating In Salt Lake"	"Eel Deal"
"Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On"	Jerry Lee Lewis	"Whole Lotta Clickin' Goin' On"	"Eel Deal"
"Wonderful Tonight"	Eric Clapton	"Blunderful Tonight"	"Michael Pacholek"
"You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch"	Jim Carrey	"You're An Ad Lib Mr. Bush"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
January 4, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"'Superchicken' Theme Song"	Jay Ward& Co	"KFC Theme Song"	"Rick Duncan"
"Anything But Ordinary"	Avril Laveign	"Tell Me I'm Punk"	"Death"
"Ballroom Blitz"	Sweet	"Chicago Blitz"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Breed"	Nirvana	"Eat"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Come As you Are"	Nirvana	"Howard McNear (Floyd the Barber)"	"Tim Hall"
"Crocodile Rock"	Elton John	"Crocodile Walk"	"Guy DiRito"
"Downtown"	Petula Clark	"Bow Wow"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Dream Weaver"	Gary Wright	"Creamed Beaver"	"Johnny D"
"Epistle to Dippy"	Donovan	"Dippy Epistle"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Flowers on the Wall"	Statler Brothers	"Showers on Them All"	"Rick Duncan"
"From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart"	Britney Spears	"From The Bottom Of My Sticky Shoe"	"T.B. James"
"Heart Shaped Box"	Nirvana	"LSD Shaped Box"	"Muppetman"
"His Cheeseburger"	Veggie Tales	"His Reefer"	"Queen AmenRa"
"I Believe"	Blessid Union of Souls	"Jeopardy!"	"Arcade Junkie"
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"	Tony Bennett	"I Left Her Heart in a Can of Crisco"	"Michael McVey"
"I Shot The Sheriff"	Bob Marley / Eric Clapton	"I Stole His Girlfriend"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)"	John Fred & His Playboy Band	"Bush Is Spinning Lies (Let's Trash Him)"	"William Tong"
"Lovely To See You"	The Moody Blues	"Lovely To Be You"	"Johnny D"
"Magic Carpet Ride"	Steppenwolf	"KFC"	"Freedom Rock"
"NOW! That's What I Call Music!"	Various	"NOW! That's What I Call Food!"	"Neo Matrix and Saider Eiegle"
"Oklahoma"	Rogers and Hammerstein	"Obutta-roma"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Pavement Cracks"	Annie Lennox	"Dial-up Sucks"	"D-Boz"
"Polly"	Nirvana	"Pauly Shore"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Proud Mary ( Rollin' On The River )"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Brown Hairy ( Growin' On Their Liver )"	"Johnny D"
"Rainy Day Woman #12 and 35 (Everybody Must Get Stoned)"	Bob Dylan	"Patriot Act #12 and 35 (Everybody's Gonna Get Screwed)"	"Michael McVey"
"Sister Golden Hair"	America	"Mister Stolen Chair"	"William Tong"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like Bosnia"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Stacey's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	"Charlie Mom"	"BronxBomber100"
"Territorial Pissing"	Nirvana	"Elmer Fuddian Pawody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"The Longest Time"	Billy Joel	"Going Overtime"	"Arcade Junkie"
"The Wind Beneath My Wings"	Bette Midler	"The Thing Between My Knees"	"Johnny Pyro"
"Thong Song"	Sisqo	"Bong Song"	"Sarah Swanson"
"We Built This City On Rock and Roll"	Starship	"We Built This City On Rolling Rocks"	"Michael McVey"
"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"	Queen	"Stick 'Em Up!"	"AussieBullDog"
"What A Wonderful World"	Louis Armstrong	"What A Wonderful Girl"	"Cathy Almeida"
"Why Can't We Be Friends"	War	"Wearin' My Depends"	"Guy DiRito"
"You Haven't Done Nothing"	Stevie Wonder	"Writing Thousand Essays"	"Fitu Petaia"
January 5, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Adam's Song"	Blink 182	"Adam's Bong"	"Bawl Sac"
"America"	Simon and Garfunkel	"A Keg of Beer"	"Michael McVey"
"Anticipation"	Carly Simon	"Procrastination"	"David Chrenko"
"Buddy Holly"	Weezer	"Normal Puppy"	"Kilo"
"Change Your Mind"	Sister Hazel	"Go Outside"	"Kilo"
"Complicated"	Avril Lavigne	"Obligated"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy"	The Exciters	"P Diddy Daddy"	"Guy DiRito"
"Drain You"	Nirvana	"Britney Didn't Get Married"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Figure.09"	Linkin Park	"A-Hole.12"	"Jesse Brown"
"Full House"	Theme Song	"Life Stinks"	"Andrew Morse"
"Get Over It"	The Eagles	"Banana Split (The Dairy Queen Song)"	"Aaron Dodson"
"Holy Smoke"	Iron Maiden	"Holy Soap"	"Razor03"
"I Love You (for Sentimental Reasons)"	Nat King Cole	"I Glove You (for Proctological Resons)"	"Eye1zLotto"
"I will Survive"	Gloria Gaynor	"Down in the Hive"	"Steven Cavanagh"
"I'll Be Seeing You"	Kate Smith	"I'll Be Fleecing You (the Stockbrokers's Song)"	"Eye1zLotto"
"I'm On Fire"	Bruce Springsteen	"I Perspire"	"Jan Unwin"
"Imagine"	John Lennon	"ImagN"	"Rick Duncan"
"Jessie's Girl"	Rick Springfield	"Nikki's Guy"	"Jenna"
"Jessie's Girl"	Rick Springfield	"Nikki's Guy"	"Jenna"
"Just Dropped In"	The First Edition	"Can't Get Thin"	"Guy DiRito"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Writers' Anthem"	"S.T.G."
"Lucky Man"	Emerson, Lake & Palmer	"Hungry Man"	"Kids Indivision"
"Miners lullaby"	Utah Phillips	"Morticians Lullaby"	"Conrad MacRoberts"
"My Boy Lollipop"	Little Millie Small	"What's A Gigaflop?"	"Guy DiRito"
"No Scrubs"	TLC	"Go Scrub!"	"Colors"
"Oh My Love"	John Lennon	"Oh My Love (Gotta Go)"	"Rick Duncan"
"One Way Or Another"	Blondie	"One Gay And A Brother"	"Michael"
"Oops I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops I Screwed Up Again"	"Tim Hall"
"Oops I Did it Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops I Married My Friend (Britney's Vegas Wedding)"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Paint it Black"	The Rolling Stones	"Paint Them White"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Polly"	Nirvana	"Aunt Bee"	"Tim Hall"
"Rollover DJ"	Jet	"Quit Lying, C.K."	"AussieBullDog"
"Song 2"	Blur	"Song 2 Million (About Michael Jackson)"	"Andrew Morse"
"Spooky"	Dennis Yost and the Classics IV	"Kooky (from the Britney Spears Wedding Album!)"	"Stray Pooch"
"Swannee"	Al Jolson	"Dubya"	"sloatead"
"We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions"	Queen	"Weevils, Crops Ruined/ Be Sure The Chickens (are hens)"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Why Don't We Get Drunk (And Screw)"	Jimmy Buffett	"Just Pull the Plug So He'll Die"	"Tim Hall"
January 6, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone"	Bill Withers	"Ain't No Sunshine in St. Paul"	"MuDdLe"
"All The Small Things"	Blink182	"I Hate G-Strings"	"Cori"
"Big Iron"	Marty Robbins	"Big Hips"	"Rhoda Kaye"
"Borderline"	Madonna	"Order Line"	"Jan Unwin"
"Cupid"	Sam Cooke	"Putrid"	"Guy DiRito"
"Dance Hall Days"	Wang Chung	"Throwback Days"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Dead Man's Curve"	Jan & Dean	"Batman's Cave"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Downtown (Skidrow)"	Little Shop of Horrors	"West Hall (UCO)"	"Queen AmenRa"
"Everybody Have Fun Tonight"	Wang Chung	"Everybody Play Pong Tonight"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"Fifty Ways To Pay For Christmas"	"Guy DiRito"
"Flipper"	TV Theme	"Yappers"	"Rick Duncan"
"Goodbye To You"	Michelle Branch	"Barmitzvahed Jew"	"Michael"
"Grease"	Grease	"Geezer's the Word"	"Gus Matrisch"
"Hey Mickey"	Toni Basil	"Howard Stern"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Holidae Inn"	Chingy feat. Snoop Dogg and Ludacris	"Afghanistan Inn"	"BLO-TOWN"
"How Much is That Doggie In the Window?"	Patti Page	"I'm Tossing That Ciggie From the Window"	"Rick Duncan"
"Junk Food Junkie"	Larry Groce	"South Park Junkie"	"Zak Randall"
"Lounge Act"	Nirvana	"Lounge Act"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Marine Corps Hymn"	Marine Band	"Marine Corps Hymn (YSMC Rendition)"	"Red Rebel"
"My Baby Loves Me Just The Way That I Am"	Martina McBride	"My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Oops!... I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Boost My Ratings Again"	"Spaff.com"
"Rainmaker"	Iron Maiden	"Staincleaner"	"Phoenix45000"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"	Julie Andrews	"AussieBullSnoopDoggyDiddyDaddyPuffyWazzup"	"AussieBullDog"
"Superman (It's not easy)"	Five For Fighting	"Get A Tan (It's not easy)"	"Cori"
"Teddy Bear"	Elvis Presley	"(I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear"	"Melhi"
"The 59th Street Bridge Song"	Simon and Garfunkel	"The 59th Parody Song"	"Michael McVey"
"The Candy Man"	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory	"The Blanket Man!"	"js11296"
"Trouble"	Pink	"Awful"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"True Colors"	Cindi Lauper	"Two Crullers"	"Jan Unwin"
"We Built This City on Rock and Roll"	Jefferson Starship	"I Raised This Kitty on Rock and Roll"	"Michael McVey"
"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"	Queen	"We Will Shun You / We Are The Amish"	"Johnny D"
"White Wedding"	Billy Idol	"Tight Bedding"	"Jan Unwin"
"Why Can't I"	Liz Phair	"I've Got the Damn Flu"	"Arwen"
"Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"	Gordon Lightfoot	"The Bare-butted Mooning Iraqi"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Yellow Submarine"	Beatles	"Fellow Americans"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Yellow Submarine"	The Beatles	"Fellow Who's Mum's Queen"	"Johnny D"
"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"	Bachman Turner Overdrive	"You Ain't Seen Buttocks Yet"	"Laurence Dunne"
January 7, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All the Things She Said"	T.A.T.U.	"Voices in My Head"	"Puppy Loves Chew Toys"
"Black Magic Woman"	Santana	"Stacked Plastic Woman"	"Johnny D"
"Breakfast at Tiffany's"	Deep Blue Something	"Moon Patrol"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Dancing With Myself"	Billy Idol	"Lancing It Myself"	"Jan Unwin"
"Don't Let Me Down"	Beatles	"I Love To Bowl"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Don't Take The Girl"	Tim McGraw	"Don't Make Me Hurl"	"Rhoda Kaye"
"Down with the Sickness"	Disturbed	"(Tae-bo) Down with the Fitness"	"S.T.G."
"Eyes Without a Face"	Billy Idol	"Guys Without a Place"	"Jan Unwin"
"Hit That"	The Offspring	"Nick That"	"AussieBullDog"
"I'm Stoned In Love With You "	The Stylistics	"I'm Stoned Out On This Brew"	"Guy DiRito"
"Independent Women Pt. 2"	Destiny's Child	"Satan's Hollow"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"	Brian Hyland	"Itsy Bitsi Teenie Weenie Thimb-allini Coupe Called Mini"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Just Can't Get Enough"	Depeche Mode	"My Life Is Out Of Luck"	"Jason"
"Leave a Tender Moment Alone"	Billy Joel	"Stevie's Tender Moment at Home"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Looks That Kill"	Motley Crue	"She Loves Mr. Bill"	"Agrimorfee"
"Mother and Child Reunion"	Paul Simon	"Adoptee and Mom Reunion"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"My Heart Will Go On"	Celine Dion	"My Nightmares Will Go On"	"LCJ von Stinkenhein"
"Pancho and Lefty"	Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard	"Saddam and Osama"	"Hindibunni"
"Pinball Wizard"	The Who	"Con Man Wizard"	"Rick Duncan"
"Rockin' Robin"	Michael Jackson (Bobby Day)	"Wacko Jacko"	"Claude Prez"
"Show Me the Way"	Peter Frampton	"Throw Me a 'J'"	"Rick Duncan"
"So Long, Farewell"	The Von Trapp Family Singers	"So Long, Farewell (An LOTR Curtain Call)"	"Arwen"
"Stay Away"	Nirvana	"Stay Awake"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"White Room"	Cream	"Right 'Shroom"	"Johnny D"
"You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd"	Roger Miller	"You Can't Stay Married to Brat-ney Spears"	"Michael McVey"
January 8, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"	The Rolling Stones	"(Can't get rid of) This Distraction"	"2nz"
"Barbara Anne"	Beach Boys	"Bam, Iran"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Beautiful Stranger"	Madonna	"Beautiful Arranger"	"Jan Unwin"
"Chicago Blues"	Earth, Wind & Fire	"NASCAR Blues"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Dance Sister Dance"	Santana	"Dance Fishes Dance"	"Johnny D"
"Downtown"	Petula Clark	"Nordstrom"	"David Chrenko"
"Dr. Livingstone, I Presume"	Moody Blues	"Theres A Dinner Dance Tonight"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Earth, Wind & Fire"	Earth, Wind & Fire	"Rampage"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Every Picture Tells A Story"	Rod Stewart	"From A Donut Maker To His Son"	"Agrimorfee"
"Fantasy"	Earth, WInd & Fire	"Cafeteria"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Henery the Eighth"	Herman's Hermits	"Dubbaya the Shrub"	"sloatead"
"House Of Fun"	Madness	"House Of Lords"	"Jason"
"I Think We're Alone Now"	Tiffany	"A Big Payday Loan Now"	"Jan Unwin"
"Killer Queen"	Queen	"Mr Bean"	"Phil Alexander"
"Landslide"	Fleetwood Mac	"Mudslide"	"Jan Unwin"
"Mad World"	Tears For Fears	"Bad Job"	"Blade"
"Magic Carpet Ride"	Steppenwolf	"Magic Rockin' Ride"	"Johnny D"
"My Way"	Frank Sinatra	"My Way"	"Phil Alexander"
"Oklahoma"	Rogers and Hammerstein	"Oh-Glaucoma"	"Eye1zLotto"
"On the Road Again"	Willie Nelson	"A La Mode Again"	"Hindibunni"
"Riot Girl"	Good Charlotte	"Pink Girl"	"Casey Is Acey"
"Show Me The Way"	Peter Frampton	"Grow Me Some Hay"	"Johnny D"
"Six O'Clock"	The Lovin' Spoonful	"Four O'Clock"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like Lord Of The Rings (Frodo's Lament)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Strong Enough"	Cheryl Crow	"Strong Enough (To Use the Can)"	"Rick Duncan"
"The Na-Na Song"	Sheryl Crow	"The Ca-Ca Song"	"Bob Zasuly"
"The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald"	Gordon Lightfoot	"The Techs Of The AOL Helpdesk"	"Guy DiRito"
"Walking In A Winter Wonderland"	The Crystals	"Sloshing Through The Slushy Snow Again"	"David Chrenko"
"Where Have All The Flowers Gone"	The Kingston Trio	"Where Have All The Fossils Gone"	"William Tong"
"Wind Beneath My Wings"	Bette Midler	"Skin Beneath My Rings"	"Jan Unwin"
January 9, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Anticipation"	Carly Simon	"It's Constipation"	"Jan Unwin"
"Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"	Fifth Dimension	"Asparagus/ Let Us All Dine In"	"Jack Wilson"
"Baby Driver"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Backseat Driver"	"MuDdLe"
"Backstabbers"	The O'Jays	"Blackadder"	"Johnny D"
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"	Neil Sedaka	"Waking Up Is Hard to Do"	"Hindibunni"
"Charlie Brown"	The Coasters	"Michael Moore"	"Andrew Morse"
"Chim Chim Cher-ee"	Dick Van Dyke / Mary Poppins Soundtrack	"Skim Skim For Me"	"Johnny D"
"Concrete Angel"	Martina McBride	"Tribal Council"	"DarkJon64"
"Da Do Ron Ron"	The Crystals	"In 2k ROM"	"Phil Alexander"
"Don't Panic"	Coldplay	"Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)"	"MrMacphisto"
"Downtown"	Petula Clark	"Meow, Meow"	"Michael McVey"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"Fifty Ways to Know He's Cheating"	"Royce Miller"
"Grand Illusion"	Styx	"WMD Illusion"	"Thunderbolt"
"I Hate (Everything About You)"	Three Days Grace	"I Ate (Everything in the Fridge)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"I Need To Know"	Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers	"I Need To Go"	"Phil Nelson"
"I Want a New Drug"	Huey Lewis & the News	"I Want a New Bust"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I'm With You"	Avril Lavigne	"Fat Song"	"Katrina"
"Jailbreak"	AC/DC	"Schoolbreak"	"Chris Pollman"
"Magic Bus"	The Who	"Hear You Cuss"	"Rick Duncan"
"Maniac"	Micheal Sembello	"Biggie Mac"	"Jack Wilson"
"Milkshake"	Kelis	"Skank Skank"	"Katrina"
"Mr. Nice Guy"	Mr. Bungle	"Mr. Rice Guy"	"DarkJon64"
"My Way"	Frank Sinatra	"(I Hid It) My Way"	"Royce Miller"
"Nothing Else Matters"	Metallica	"The Age Doesn't Matter"	"S.T.G."
"On a Plain/Something in the Way"	Nirvana	"On a Plane/Stupid Parody"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"River of Dreams"	Billy Joel	"Breaking the Seams (A fat guy song)"	"2nz"
"Seven Seas of Rhye"	Queen	"Seventh Piece of Pie"	"Phil Alexander"
"Sledgehammer"	Peter Gabriel	"I Love Spammers"	"Jan Unwin"
"Sparkling Diamonds"	Moulin Rouge (Nicole Kidman)	"Sparkling Diamonds (Wario's rendition)"	"Andrea Huckstep"
"Stairway to Heaven"	Led Zeplin	"Lord of the Egos"	"Trevor John"
"Stuck"	Stacey Orrico	"MINGER!"	"CaSeY iS AceY"
"Suspicion"	Terry Stafford & Elvis Presley	"Concussion"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Tattoo"	The Who	"T.A.T.U."	"Rick Duncan"
"Teenager In Love"	Dion And The Belmonts	"Teenagers Make Love"	"Guy DiRito"
"That Sunday, That Summer"	Nat King Cole	"Not Hyundai, Want Hummer"	"Merry & Pippin"
"The Day Begins"	Moody Blues	"The Dance Begins"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"The Rose"	Bette Midler	"Alone"	"Duffy"
"Thunderstruck"	AC/DC	"Britney Sucks"	"Chris Pollman"
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree"	Tony Orlando and Dawn	"Fry a Hamburger on the Ole Gas Grill"	"Jack Wilson"
"While My Guitar Gently Weep"	Beatles	"Sign My Guitar For Me, Please"	"MuDdLe"
January 10, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Abuse Me"	Silverchair	"Accused Me"	"Thunderbolt"
"All By Myself"	Eric Carmen	"I'll Bomb Myself"	"Joelle"
"All The Small Things"	Blink182	"My Cat Is Evil"	"Thedizzlefoshizzle"
"As I Come Of Age"	Stephen Stills (with Crosby and Nash)	"As I Come Off Stage"	"Rick Duncan"
"Bawitdaba"	Kid Rock	"Ode To Gaming"	"Jedi Drunken Llama"
"Blue Bayou"	Roy Orbison	"Brew I Threw"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Don't Cry for Me Argentina"	Madonna	"Don't Lie to Me Marge and Tina"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World"	Tears For Fears	"Give this school a bad name why don't you"	"Blade"
"Ferry 'Cross The Mersey"	Gerry & The Pacemakers	"Fairy, Sail With Rosie"	"Guy DiRito"
"Four Wheel Drive"	C.W. McCall	"Full Warp Drive"	"Michael McVey"
"Grandma Got Ranover by a Reindeer"	Elmo & Patsy	"Jordan Got Ranover by a Reindeer"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"	Elmo and Patsy	"Fred Flintstone Got Devoured By A T-Rex"	"Andrew Morse"
"Growing On Me"	The Darkness	"Hiding In Bree"	"Chris Pollman"
"Honesty"	Billy Joel	"Pair O' Ds"	"Jan Unwin"
"I Should've Been a Cowboy"	Toby Keith	"I Should've Been a Bus Boy"	"NastyNoah"
"I'm Fixing a Hole"	Beatles	"Saddam's Spider Hole"	"Adam Bernstein"
"If It Isn't Love"	New Edition	"If It Is The Cubs"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Joy To The World"	Three Dog Night	"Boy, He is Hurled"	"Adagio"
"Just Older"	Bon Jovi	"I'm Bolder"	"Jim Radloff"
"Mexican Radio"	Wall of Voodoo	"Mexican Immigrants"	"moscowman"
"Milk Shake"	Kelis	"Shot Gun"	"MAniac"
"Milkshake"	Kelis	"Blimpies"	"Michael"
"Moneytalks"	AC/DC	"Chicken Pox"	"Chris Pollman"
"My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean"	Traditional	"Please Sign My Guitar For Me Georgie"	"Laurence Dunne"
"My Way"	Frank Sinatra	"I'm Trippin' My Way"	"Johnny D"
"Pictures of Matchstick Men"	Status Quo	"Blistered Lips Chapstick Can"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Purple Haze"	Jimi Hendrix	"Purple Rain"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Squarehead Boy"	"Bluewaves12"
"Tears In Heaven"	Eric Clapton	"Sears In Heaven"	"Rick Duncan"
"The Ballad of Billy the Kid"	Billy Joel	"The Ballad of Samus Aran"	"2nz"
"The Day The Earth Caught Fire"	City Boy	"The Day My Ass Caught Fire"	"Know 1 can hear you dream"
"The Rose"	Bette Midler	"The Cold"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"The Trooper"	Iron Maiden	"The Dentist"	"Phil Alexander"
"This Wheel's On Fire"	The Byrds	"This House is On Fire"	"Mr. X"
"When I'm 64"	The Beatles	"What's a Pixie For?"	"Phil Alexander"
"You Don't Know My Name"	Alicia Keys	"I Bet On Bseball"	"Arcade Junkie"
"You Don't Mess Around With Jim"	Jim Croce	"You Don't Mess Around With Vince (McMahon)"	"Johnny Pyro"
January 11, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Beat It"	Michael Jackson	"Eat It"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Black Gold"	Soul Asylum	"Black And Gold"	"Johnny Pyro"
"Blue Skies"	Frank Sinatra	"Nude Guys"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Breathe"	Michelle Branch	"Pee"	"NastyNoah"
"Bubbles In The Wine (Good Night Sleep Tight)"	Lawrence Welk	"Lawrence Welk's Show"	"Tim Hall"
"Bubbles in the Wine (Good Night, Sleep Tight)"	Lawrence Welk	"Dr. Leary"	"Tim Hall"
"Bump and Grind (Remix)"	R. Kelly	"Silent Scope"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Detroit City"	Bobby Bare	"Crawford City"	"Michael McVey"
"Gemini Dream"	Moody Blues	"Reality Dream"	"Adagio"
"Get Back"	Beatles	"Hey Jack (AKA Get Back Jack)"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Gotham City"	R. Kelly	"Circuit City"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Harmony"	Elton John	"Hominy"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"	Aerosmith	"I Don't Want to Hear You Snoring"	"Jan Unwin"
"I Want a New Drug"	Huey Lewis and the News	"I Want a Big Hug"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Iowa Stubborn"	Music Man	"Mercury Stubborn"	"Stockton"
"Isn't It A Pity?"	George Harrison	"Isn't He An A-Hole?"	"Tim Hall"
"Knockin On Heavens Door"	Bob Dylan / Eric Clapton / Guns And Roses	"Talkin About Dylan's Songs"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"Lose Your Wand"	"Dr. L"
"Money For Nothing"	Dire Straits	"Bowling With Girls"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"My Country Tis of Thee"	Traditional	"My Country Any Day"	"Rick Duncan"
"My Dad"	Paul Peterson	"My Dad"	"Eye1zlotto"
"My Friends Over You"		"I Get High Off Glue"	"Lydia D'Angelo"
"My Sweet Lord"	George Harrison	"Find This Chord"	"Rick Duncan"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Untitled"	"M.S.G"
"On The Turning Away"	Pink Floyd	"On The TV Today"	"AussieBullDog"
"Only Sixteen"	Sam Cook	"She Dropped In And Sent Me To The Pen"	"Joseph Hayes"
"Sheena is a Punk Rocker"	The Ramones	"Shelob is a Cave Blocker"	"Know 1 can hear you dream"
"The Ballad of Davy Crockett"	Bob Hayes	"The Ballad of Mike Pacholek"	"Michael Pacholek"
"True To Me"	Lalaine	"Blue And Green"	"David Jensen"
"When I'm Gone"	3 Doors Down	"Girl Who Wants To Change Her Skin Color (it's not racist, don't worry)"	"Bad Puppy"
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"	The Beatles	"While My Guitar Is Unsigned"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Who'll Stop the Rain?"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Who Stopped Your Brain?"	"Merry & Pippin"
January 12, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"All I Have"	Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J	"(My Senior Trip Is) All I Have"	"Joelle"
"Animal"	R.E.M.	"Cannibal"	"AussieBullDog"
"Bonanza"	Lorne Greene	"Costanza"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Cleveland Rocks"	Ian Hunter	"Dallas Sucks"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Half Breed"	Cher	"Half Leeds"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Heart of Glass"	Blondie	"Fart of Gas"	"Rick Duncan"
"Hi Hi Hi"	Paul McCartney	"Pie Pie Pie"	"Rick Duncan"
"I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag"	Country Joe & The Fish	"Requiem For The Cabbage Patch Doll"	"David Chrenko"
"I Never Cry"	Alice Cooper	"I Never Fly"	"Merry & Pippin"
"I Shot The Sheriff"	Bob Marley / Eric Clapton	"I Choked The Sheriff"	"Johnny D"
"I'm a Believer"	The Monkees	"I'm-a Jeff Weaver"	"Michael Pacholek"
"In Heaven There Is No Beer"	Frankie Yankovic	"In Heaven There Is No Sears"	"Tim Hall"
"Kiss From a Rose"	Seal	"Dissing Pete Rose"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Mama You've Been On My Mine"	Bob Dylan	"Dos You're Been On My Mine"	"Rudy Ramirez"
"Milkshake"	Kelis	"(special) Cupcakes"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Puttin' on the Ritz"	Taco / Irving Berlin	"Bettin' on the Reds"	"Spaff.com"
"Say My Name"	Destiny's Child	"Lemonade"	"Carmem Miranda"
"She Drives Me Crazy"	Fine Young Cannibals	"She Drove Me Crazy"	"Drew A.Fuller"
"Sour Girl"	Stone Temple Pilots	"Sour Cream "	"Dr. L"
"Stand"	R.E.M.	"Banned"	"AussieBullDog"
"Survivor"	Destiny's Child	"Weakest Link Theme"	"Dr. L"
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"	Traditional	"Get Rid of That Game, Baseball"	"King Blake the Great"
"Takin' Care Of Business"	Bachman Turner Overdrive	"Takin' Care Of Bidness (The eBay Song)"	"Aaron Dodson"
"The Rose"	Bette Midler	"Love Is Something Else"	"Claude Prez"
"With Arms Wide Open"	Creed	"When Gifts Are Opened"	"Dr. L"
"You Shook Me All Night Long"	AC/DC	"She Went And Stole My Song"	"Jared"
January 13, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"1999"	Prince	"$19.99 (The infomercial song)"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Ain't She Sweet?"	Beatles	"Ain't She Meat?"	"Rick Duncan"
"Back In The Saddle"	Aerosmith	"Whacked With A Paddle"	"The Great Karlando"
"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"	The Beatles	"Being at the Bachelor Party Tonight"	"Johnny D"
"Blowin' In The WInd"	Bob Dylan	"Breakin' Of The Wind"	"Guy DiRito"
"Boggie Wonderland"	Earth, Wind & Fire	"Chutes & Ladders"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Halloween Candy"	"Bad Puppy"
"Dirty Deeds"	Ac/Dc	"Sweaty Schoolboy"	"Star Cron"
"Fools Rush In"	Elvis	"Fools Drivin'"	"2nz"
"Hit That"	The Offspring	"Win That (Wheel of Fortune Song)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"Invisible"	Clay Aiken	"If You Were My Olive Oyl "	"Jan Unwin"
"It Doesn't Have To Be That Way"	Jim Croce	"It Shouldn't Have To Be This Way"	"Phil Nelson"
"Jeepster"	T.Rex	"Sheepster"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Ladies' Night"	Kool & The Gang	"Gamer's Night"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Livin' On A Prayer"	Bon Jovi	"Yoko Is A Scare"	"Chris Pollman"
"Love is in the Air"	John Paul Young	"Love May Not Have Hair"	"Royce Miller"
"My Heart Will Go On"	Celine Dion	"My Road Map is Wrong"	"Jan Unwin"
"Only You"	Yazoo	"On the Loo"	"Phil Alexander"
"Sentimental Journey"	Doris Day	"Avis-Rental Car Key"	"Eye1zLotto"
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"	Kenny Chesney	"She Thinks Tim McGraw's Sexy"	"Zak Randall"
"She's A Rainbow"	The Rolling Stones	"Taste The Rainbow"	"The Great Karlando"
"Stairway To Heaven"	Led Zeppelin	"Driving His Car Up To Heaven"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Steve McQueen"	Sheryl Crow	"Stephen King"	"My name is Kenny"
"Summer Breeze"	Seals & Crofts	"Memphis Grizzlies"	"Arcade Junkie"
"TNT"	AC-DC	"MTV"	"Thunderbolt"
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"	John Denver	"Country Roads, Don't Drive Stoned"	"Paul Robinson"
"The Muppet Show"	Muppets	"The Democratic Presidential Candidate Show"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles"	Jethro Tull	"The Story of the Bear Who Lost His Testicles"	"Rick Duncan"
"The Way You Like It"	Adema	"There's No Place Like It"	"Bob O'Mara"
"The White Stuff"	Weird Al Yankovic	"The White Stuff (The Snow Song)"	"Zak Randall"
"Too Shy"	Kajagoogoo	"Fat Thighs"	"Marvella "
"Waterloo"	ABBA	"Doctor Who"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"	Beatles	"You're Mighty Tall, Jackie Greeps"	"Phil Nelson"
January 14, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Abbey Road Medley"	Beatles	"Green Eggs and Ham"	"sloatead"
"All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)"	Sheryl Crow	"Eatin' Possum Stew, It Ain't Much Fun"	"Syncronos"
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"A Bum's Life"	"Blahookala"
"Better Man"	Pearl Jam	"Butter Man"	"Phil Nelson"
"Big Yellow Taxi"	Joni Mitchell	"Big Busy Tax Season"	"Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Can't Stop Loving You"	Phil Collins	"Can't Stop Hating You"	"Phil Nelson"
"Cherish"	Madonna	"Cherish (My Anti Management Song)"	"Arwen"
"Downtown"	Petula Clark	"In Files"	"Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"Fifty Ways to P*ss off PETA"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Gangster's Paradise"	Coolio	"Gamer's Paradise"	"Self Inflicted Insanity"
"Giving In"	Adema	"The Dog's Gotta Go Out"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Hit The Road, Jack"	Ray Charles	"Hit The Road, Clerk"	"Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Ignition"	R kelly	"Toothless"	"Brittany & Micia"
"In The Year 2525"	Zager and Evans	"After Beer 2525"	"Johnny D"
"Iron Man"	Black Sabbath	"Garbage Man"	"Self Inflicted Insanity"
"Jaded"	Mest	"Fattened"	"Mike"
"Little Black Backpack"	Stroke 9	"Cadillac Hatchback?"	"DarkJon64"
"Lord of the Thighs"	Aerosmith	"Lord of the Rings"	"B. O'Connor"
"Lost in Love"	Air Supply	"Lost For Words"	"Arwen"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Power Drill"	"CreativeOne"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Wildwood"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Me Against The Music"	Britney Spears	"Me Against The Mucus"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Milkshake"	Kelis	"Michael Jackson"	"Michael Jackson"
"Mlikshake"	Kelis	"Outtakes"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Nightshift"	The Commodores	"Stick Shift"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Dumb"	"Bryan Pardue"
"One Night in Bangkok"	Robey	"One Night In Nashville"	"Thor2000"
"Outrageous"	Britney Spears	"Nutrageous"	"MrMacphisto"
"Rock & Roll Music"	Chuck Berry	"EA Sports Music"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"	Bruce Springsteen	"Santa Claus Is Gunning For you"	"Thor2000"
"See Me, Feel Me"	Who	"Love Me, Hate Me"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"	The Beatles	"Stranger In The Only Unmarked Van"	"2nz"
"Sk8ter Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"Avril"	"Uncle Zebadee's Kareoke Renagades"
"So Yesterday"	Hilary Duff	"No School Today (an Ode To Faking Sick)"	"Crazyandinsane"
"Stronger"	Britney Spears	"Bigger"	"Thor2000"
"Stupid Girl"	Cold	"Gonna Hurl"	"Self Inflicted Insanity"
"Sweet Home Alabama"	Train	"Live Sex On Web Camera"	"Lisa & Cori"
"Take This Job And Shove It"	Johnny Paycheck	"Take This Beer And Chug It"	"Jeff Reuben"
"The Eye of the Tiger "	Survivor	"The Fall of the Stumbler"	"Arwen"
"The Greatest Love Of All"	Whitney Houston	"The Biggest Head Of All"	"Giblet O'sarcasm"
"The Laughing Policeman"	Traditional	"The Farting Policeman"	"Phil Alexander"
"The Sign"	Ace of Base	"My Son"	"M.S.G"
"Time of the Season"	Zombies	"End of the Season"	"Bartholomew Cheapshot And Giblet O'sarcasm"
"Tomorrow"	Silverchair	"Really Really Stink"	"Phil Nelson"
"Underneath Your Clothes"	Shakira	"Underneath My Clothes"	"Thor2000"
"We Built This City"	Starship	"We Wrote These Emails"	"Arwen"
"You Can Call Me Al"	Paul Simon	"You Can Call Me Al Bundy"	"Rick Duncan"
January 15, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"2000 Man"	The Rolling Stones	"Georgie In Space (Blue Martian Man)"	"The Great Karlando"
"Aerials"	System of a Down	"The Worst Camping Trip Ever"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Another Brick In The Wall"	Pink Floyd	"The Michael Landon Song"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Baby Baby Baby"	TLC	"Murray in the Morning"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Because I Got High"	Afroman	"Because I Got Fried ('The Green Mile')"	"Katrina"
"Easy Livin"	Uriah Heep	"Easy Listening"	"Adam Smith "
"Feeling This"	Blink 182	"Criminal Song"	"S.T.G."
"Garden Party"	Ricky Nelson	"Self-Love Party"	"Royce Miller"
"Grease "	Frankie Valli	"Jeez I'm a Nerd"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Helen Wheels"	Paul McCartney	"Smellin' Heels"	"Rick Duncan"
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"	Elton John	"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Booze"	"JanUnwin"
"I Should Be Sleepin'"	Emerson Drive	"What The Hell Has Michael Jackson Been Drinkin'!? "	"Syncronos"
"I Walk The Line"	Johnny Cash	"I Love Key Lime"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Jump"	Van Halen	"Punk'd"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Just A Gigolo / Ain't Got Nobody"	David Lee Roth (Louis Prima)	"Just A Severed Head / Ain't Got No Body"	"Claude Prez"
"Kodachrome"	Paul Simon	"Rice Cube's Mobile Phone"	"Syncronos"
"Locomotive Breath"	Jethro Tull	"Loco-motive Death"	"Rick Duncan"
"Mamma Mia"	ABBA	"The Dead Parrot"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Minerva"	Deftones	"Donations"	"M.S.G"
"Misty Blue"	Dorothy Moore	"Pepsi Blue"	"Arcade Junkie"
"My Sacrifice"	Creed	"You've Got Head Lice"	"Jan Unwin"
"One of a Kind"	Breaking Point	"Peachy Kind"	"Star Cron"
"Our House"	Crosby, Stills & Nash	"Valentines Day"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Remix to Ignition"	R-Kelly	"Remix in the Prison"	"Katrina"
"Rock Around the Clock"	Bill Haley & the Comets	"Final Four Rock"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Running Away"	Hoobastank	"Floating Away (Withdrawl song)"	"Katrina"
"Sharp Dressed Man"	ZZTop	"Worst Dressed List"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"	Otis Redding	"Bidding on the Schlock on Ebay"	"Ken Willmott"
"TubThumping (I get knocked down)"	Chumbawamba	"I Get Knocked Up"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Watching the Wheels"	John Lennon	"Watching the Bears"	"Star Cron"
"What A Beautiful Day"	Chris Cagle	"I Can't Wait For That Day"	"NastyNoah"
"Witchy Woman"	Eagles	"Rich and Sweet, Man"	"Adagio"
"Wonderwall"	Oasis	"Worthless Ringwraiths"	"Arwen"
January 16, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"ABC"	Jackson 5	"Alphabet"	"Michael"
"American Pie"	Don McClean	"The Day Bush Got The Job"	"sloatead"
"Angie"	The Rolling Stones	"Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Bird Dog"	The Everly Brothers	"Bird God"	"Michael McVey"
"Blue Eyes"	Elton John	"Blue Ice"	"Jan Unwin"
"Change in Attitudes, Changes in Latiutdes"	Jimmy Buffett	"Changes In My Glucose, Changes My Prescribed Dose"	"Tim Hall"
"Clocks"	Coldplay	"Night Out"	"2nz"
"Emotions"	Destiny's Child	"Johnnie Walker"	"Peter Ordep"
"Fly Me To The Moon"	Frank Sinatra	"Fly Back To The Moon"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling for Soup	"Guy Everybody Hates"	"MAniac"
"God Save The Queen"	Traditional	"God Help The Queen"	"Phil Alexander"
"Good Vibrations"	The Beach Boys	"Good (New Car) Vibrations"	"Johnny D"
"Gravedigger"	Dave Matthews	"Nickelodeon (Cancels Shows)"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Green, Green"	The New Christie Minstrels	"Dean, Dean"	"Bob Gomez"
"Hair"	The Cowsills/Broadway Cast	"Glare"	"Jack Wilson"
"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Love Swiss Cake Rolls"	"Mikerz"
"I'm Walkin'"	Fats Domino	"Rewriting"	"Billy Florio"
"It's So Easy"	Guns N Roses	"You're So Measley (Sam's Obvious Dislike For Gollum)"	"Chris Pollman"
"It�s a Sin"	Pet Shop Boys	"It�s a Fix, Its Suffix"	"Know 1 can hear you dream"
"Jack and Diane"	John Cougar Mellencamp	"Jack LaLanne"	"Jan Unwin"
"Jammin'"	Bob Marley	"Pajamas"	"Leah Lockhart"
"Jesus He Knows Me"	Genesis	"Weird Al He Knows Me"	"raddog20002002"
"Johnny Angel"	Shelly Fabares	"Auntie Jane's Will"	"Eye1zLotto"
"Karma Chameleon"	Boy George	"They Come and Go"	"The Culture Club"
"Lay All Your Love On Me"	ABBA	"All of These Knights Say 'Ni'"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Let There Be Rock"	AC/DC	"Big Stupid Jocks"	"Chris Pollman"
"Like a Virgin"	Madonna	"Like Detergent"	"Jack Wilson"
"Mothers Little Helper"	Rolling Stones	"Mothers Little Shaker"	"Rick Duncan"
"Mr. Zebra"	Tori Amos	"I Am Governor Schwarzenegger"	"Paul Robinson"
"One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces"	Ben Folds Five	"One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine Pieces"	"MrMacphisto"
"Piano Man"	Billy Joel	"Ode to Ben and J. Lo"	"Jack Wilson"
"Slow"	Kylie Minogue	"Snow"	"Blade"
"So Yesterday"	Hillary Duff	"Bad Traffic Day"	"Stockton"
"Space Oddity / Major Tom"	David Bowie	"Face Oddity"	"Johnny D"
"Spare Me The Details"	The Offspring	"Sing Different Carols"	"DarkJon64"
"Talk about Pop Musik"	Tricky and DJ muggs	"This Is Not, Not Music"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The Boxer"	Simon and Garfunkle	"The Botoxer"	"Jan Unwin"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"	Robert John	"He's Lion Eats Tonight (A Whim Today)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Tush"	ZZ Top	"Bush"	"The Great Karlando"
"Waterfalls"	TLC	"Don't Go Robbing Stores In Malls"	"Blameo2000"
"Who'll Stop The Rain?"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Who Cut The Cheese?"	"Guy DiRito"
"With Arms Wide Open"	Creed	"Trading Spaces"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Wonderwall"	Oasis	"Winter Squall (the ITS FREEZING COLD song)"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Yesterday"	Beatles	"Just Last Year"	"Wolveroses"
"Zero"	Smashing Pumpkins	"Sonic Adventure"	"Panic Pagoda"
January 17, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"50 Ways to Lose That Mustache"	"Jan Unwin"
"America (They're Coming to...)"	Neil Diamond	"Spring Break"	"Miss Mozell"
"Beat It"	Michael Jackson	"Move It"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Brown Sugar"	The Rolling Stones	"Black Adder"	"Johnny D"
"Celebrity"	Brad Paisley	"I Wish I Was A Celebrity"	"CreativeOne"
"Come Go With Me"	The Dell-Vikings	"Slow Jams"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Cry Me A River"	Justin Timberlake	"Buy Me A Liver"	"Brycedaman"
"Don't Worry Baby"	Beach Boys	"You're Blurry Baby"	"Rick Duncan"
"Duke of Earl"	Gene Chandler	"Duke Blue Devils"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Help!"	The Beatles	"Hell!"	"Claude Prez"
"Hero"	Enrique englesias	"Zero"	"Brycedaman"
"Independent Women pt. 1"	Destiny's Child	"Uncommenting People"	"Neo Matrix"
"Itzy Bitzy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"	Bryan Hyland	"She Was A Druggie Smoking Diabetic, Overweight And Anerexic"	"Michael Florio"
"Living in the Past"	Jethro Tull	"Living with a Cast"	"Rick Duncan"
"Lose Yourself"	Eminem	"A Baby Boomer's Rap"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Make Me Bad"	Korn	"I'm a Lazy Slob"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm"	Crash Test Dummies	"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm (The Story of Campbell's Soup)"	"Muzakman"
"Mother-In Law"	Ernie K. Doe	"Sonic The Hedgehog"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Pink Houses"	John Cougar Mellencamp	"Little Pink Blouses"	"Jan Unwin"
"Rock Show"	Blink 182	"The Chatroom"	"Brycedaman"
"Rodeo"	Garth Brooks	"Taco Bell"	"The Artist Formerly Known as Mike"
"Shameless"	Garth Brooks	"Blameless"	"Miss Mozell"
"Stupid Girl"	Garbage	"Tarty Girl"	"Blade"
"That'll Be The Day"	Buddy Holly & The Crickets	"Countdown to Signing Day"	"Arcade Junkie"
"The Ballad of the Green Berets"	Barry Sadler	"The Ballad of the Yellow Guy"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Video Killed The Radio Star"	Buggles	"Buggles Killed The Rock and Roll Star"	"Uncle Zebadee's Kareoke Renagades"
"Wake Up, Little Susie"	The Everly Brothers	"What's up in the FOX Box"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Zombie"	Cranberries	"Dummy"	"Agrimorfee"
January 18, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Abuse Me"	Silverchair	"Defuse Me"	"AussieBullDog"
"Boys Light Up"	Australian Crawl	"Cross Dressing Garden Gnome"	"Drewster The Rooster"
"Cocaine"	Eric Clapton	"Chow Mein"	"Slippery Skeeter"
"Crossroads"	Cream	"Casinos"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Drops of Jupiter"	Train	"Glops of Poop On Her"	"Jan Unwin"
"Funkytown"	Pseudo Echo	"Flunkytown"	"Gus Matrisch"
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"House all the Bad Ghosts Haunt"	"Spazn"
"Go Tell Aunt Rhodie"	Jack Stockslager	"Go Tell The Roadies (The Metal Band Broke Up)"	"Alan Smithee, Jr."
"Headstrong"	Trapt	"Too Drugged"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Hold On"	Good Charlotte	"Hold Off"	"Michael"
"Hysteria"	Muse	"Piesteria"	"Xad"
"I Touch Myself"	The Divinyls	"Marvella's Urine Song"	"Marvella"
"Jeremy"	Pearl Jam	"Jeremy"	"Stoner Boner"
"Larger Than Life"	Backstreet Boys	"Dumber than Me"	"Stevo, JaiKai, Will, and Pip"
"Like a Stone"	Audioslave	"Hot Buttery Scones"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma"	The New Seekers	"Look What They've Done To King Kong, Ma"	"David Chrenko"
"Mexican Radio"	Wall of Voodoo	"Dyslexian Typios"	"Merry & Pippin"
"My God"	Jethro Tull	"My Rod"	"The Great Karlando"
"Pink Ego Box"	Muse	"12 Year Old Aoler"	"Xad"
"Route 66"	Nat King Cole	"Cute Dixie Chicks"	"Michael McVey"
"Shadow"	Britney Spears	"The Shadow (Knows)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"She"	Monkees	"Sheesh!"	"Rick Duncan"
"Shop Around"	Smokey Robinson & The Miracles	"Stick Around"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Signs"	Five Man Electrical Band	"Signs"	"Guy DiRito"
"Slow Jamz"	Twista w/Kanye West & Jamie Foxx	"Channel Surfing"	"Arcade Junkie"
"So Yesterday"	Hilary Duff	"So Cold Today"	"D-Boz"
"Sweet Wine"	Cream	"Sandra"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Take it on the Run"	REO Speedwagon	"Takin' out a Nun"	"Merry & Pippin"
"Touch of My Hand"	Britney Spears	"Spongebob Squarepants"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"We Are The Champions"	Queen	"We Are The Pythons"	"Chris Pollman"
"Wooden Ships"	Crosby, Stills & Nash	"Tater Chips"	"Rick Duncan"
January 19, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Amber"	311	"Hammered"	"2nz"
"Angel of the Morning"	Merrilee Rush	"Coyote Morning"	"Jan Unwin"
"Another Brick In The Wall"	Pink Floyd	"Another Brick In The Wall Part 5"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Back In The High Life Again"	Steve Winwood	"Drinking The High Life Again"	"Phil Nelson"
"Back In The Saddle Again"	Gene Autry	"Singing and Kicking Some Ass"	"Tim Hall"
"Bird Dog"	The Everly Brothers	"Catdog"	"Michael McVey"
"Bitch"	Meredith Brooks	"I'm a Dick"	"Spaff.com"
"Cecilia"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Sicilian"	"Jim Loftus"
"Don't Let Me Get Me"	Pink	"Somebody Help Me (I Can't Reach the Highest Shelf)"	"Arwen"
"Ebony And Ivory"	Stevie Wonder And Paul McCartney	"Sodomy And Buggery"	"Guy DiRito"
"Everything"	Fefe Dobson	"Anything"	"Michael"
"Free Fallin'"	Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers	"Tree Fellin'"	"Jim Loftus"
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"	Bowling For Soup	"Guy Only Dorky Chicks Want"	"Beannie"
"Going To a Go Go"	Smokey Robinson & The Miracles	"Going To Samoa"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"	Elton John	"Eating My Yellowish Snow"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Groovin'"	The Young Rascals	"Moovin'"	"David Chrenko"
"Harder To Breathe"	Maroon 5	"Your Number"	"Kristofer"
"Heartache Tonight "	The Eagles	"Rerun Tonight"	"Phil Nelson"
"Hero"	Enrique Iglesias	"Zero"	"Frankie D"
"High Hope"	Frank Sinatra	"Dry Rope"	"Eye1zLotto"
"House of the Rising Sun"	The Animals	"By Grouse, Surprised and Stunned"	"Johnny D"
"I Have a Dream"	ABBA	"I'm Mr. Bean"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Hate MLA"	"Joelle"
"In The Navy"	The Village People	"In The Navel"	"Phil Alexander"
"It's Not Unusual"	Tom Jones	"Carlton's Unusual"	"Phil Nelson"
"It's Over"	Roy Orbison	"Rod Roddy"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Itchycoo Park"	Small Faces	"Jellystone Park"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Juke Box Hero "	Foreigner	"Joke, A Zero"	"Phil Nelson"
"Karma Police"	Radiohead	"Hot Fudge & Carmel"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Kiss That Frog"	Peter Gabriel	"Squeeze That Log"	"James Lawford"
"Letters To You"	Finch	"Pipe Bombs To You"	"Xad"
"Life Styles Of The Rich And The Famous"	Good Charlotte	"Life Style Of A Phoenician"	"Kat and Alex Lee"
"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"	Air Supply	"Making Beer Out Of Nothing But Malt"	"Jeff Reuben"
"Man in the Box"	Alice in Chains	"Bad Chicken Pox"	"2nz"
"Margaritaville"	Jimmy Buffet	"Plastic Surgeon Bill"	"Johnny D"
"On the Road Again"	Willie Nelson	"On the Pole Again"	"Rick Duncan"
"Oops, I Did It Again"	Britney Spears	"Oops, I Know What They Did"	"Joelle"
"Rock & Roll"	Led Zeppelin	"Black Sabbath (The Ballad Of Ozzy Osbourne)"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Southside"	Moby	"Maineside"	"Cherrios"
"TNT"	AC/DC	"Shrubbery"	"Chris Pollman"
"The Times They Are A-Changin' "	Bob Dylan	"The Mimes They Are Annoyin'"	"Phil Nelson"
"White Flag"	Dido	"White Paint"	"Blade"
"Who Needs Love Like That"	Erasure	"Who Needs Fear Like That"	"Blade"
"Wish I May"	Breaking Benjamin	"Wish I May"	"Kristofer"
"Yesterday"	Beatles	"Tooth Decay"	"Leah Lockhart"
January 20, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"AM Radio"	Everclear	"Oregon Trail"	"Angela Babian"
"Adam's Song"	Blink 182	"Atom Bombs (On Osama)"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Automation"	Allan Sherman	"Animation"	"Jude Rodamer"
"Baker Street"	Gerry Rafferty	"Cheers"	"Mr. Bob"
"Band on the Run"	Paul McCartney	"Logan on the Run (The Logan's Run song)"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Bare Necessities"	The Jungle Book	"Swirling Star Logo"	"Great Owl"
"Call Me Al"	Paul Simon	"Even Al"	"sloatead"
"Do Wah Diddy Diddy"	Manfred Mann	"Do a Little Piddle"	"Rick Duncan"
"Hotel California"	The Eagles	"Castle Camelot (Yes, Even More Monty Python Material)"	"Chris Pollman"
"How Can I Be Sure?"	Young Rascals (Also David Cassidy)	"How Can I Be Third?"	"Stray Pooch"
"I Want To Hold Your Hand"	The Beatles	"I Want To Probe Your Gland"	"Johnny D"
"Moneytalks"	AC/DC	"Chicken Pox"	"Chris Pollman"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"New Year's Predictions"	"Guy DiRito"
"My Way"	Frank Sinatra	"We'll Do Things My Way"	"Alvin Dover & Bill Tong"
"New Killer Star"	David Bowie	"I Am The W"	"Agrimorfee"
"Seasons In The Sun"	Terry Jacks	"Jackson Likes The Young"	"Patrick Yoness"
"Stacy's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	"Stacy's Mom (The Truth)"	"S.T.G."
"Sugar Sugar"	Archies	"Lucre Lucre"	"Rick Duncan"
"Sweet Dreams are Made of These"	Eurythmics	"I Love Cheese"	"Panic Pagoda"
"The Chain"	Fleetwood Mac	"The Chain (Revisited)"	"Merry & Pippin"
"The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (Theme song to 'Dobie Gillis' Sitcom)"	Theme Song	"The Final Love of Dodi Fayed"	"Paul Robinson"
"Theme from Fraggle Rock"	Fraggle Rock	"Exit from Iraq"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Thunder Road"	Bruce Springsteen	"Wonder Toad"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Up Up and Away"	The Fifth Dimension	"My Beat-up Old Bassoon"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Wild Side of Life"	Status Quo	"Mild Kind of Shite"	"Phil Alexander"
"Words"	Bee Gees	"Turds"	"Laurence Dunne"
"You Are Always On My Mind"	Elvis Presley	"I Am Always On Her Nerves"	"Laurence Dunne"
January 21, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(Can't get my) Head Around You"	The Offspring	"(Can't write a) Song That Sounds New"	"DarkJon64"
"26 Miles (Santa Catalina)"	The Four Preps	"26 Miles (Old Man Swims)"	"Michael Pacholek"
"2x4"	Metallica	"(Jeep) 4x4"	"B. O'Connor"
"Alberta"	Eric Clapton	"Alberta"	"Phil Nelson"
"Another Brick in the Wall (Pt. 2)"	Pink Floyd	"Another Stick in your Craw"	"Royce Miller"
"Bare Necessities"	The Jungle Book	"MGM Lion Song"	"Hikaru"
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"	Julia Ward Howe	"Battle Hymn of the Republican"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Bette Davis Eyes"	Kim Carnes	"Mortal Kombat"	"antibarney"
"Blues Power"	Eric Clapton	"Cold Shower"	"The Great Karlando"
"Both Sides of the Story"	Phil Collins	"Both Sides of the Face"	"Phil Nelson"
"Brave New World"	Iron Maiden	"Brave Sir Rob"	"Chris Pollman"
"Brown Eyed Girl"	Van Morrison	"Young Padawan"	"Amy Norton"
"Cinderella"	Britney Spears	"Britney Spears Has Got To Go"	"Thor2000"
"Closure"	Chevelle	"Pop Ups"	"Urdarlindead"
"Dead Skunk"	Loudon Wainwright III	"Dead Drunk"	"Rick Duncan"
"Downtown"	Petula Clark	"Fall Down"	"Arwen"
"Fly Me To The Moon"	Frank Sinatra	"Fly Me To The Evil"	"Gary Ray "
"Growing Up"	Peter Gabriel	"Puke Song"	"Agrimorfee"
"Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees"	The Monkees	"Hey, Hey, I'm A Monkey"	"Guy DiRito"
"I Love Rock and Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Love Being Single"	"Thor2000"
"I Will Survive"	Gloria Gaynor	"That Nyquil High"	"Miss Mozell"
"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"	Hillside Singers	"I'd Like to Build The World Some Clones"	"Eye1zLotto"
"I'm Henry VIII I Am"	Herman's Hermits	"Over the Eight"	"Phil Alexander"
"I'm Henry VIII, I Am"	Herman's Hermits	"Enema of Fate"	"Phil Alexander"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Untitled (Pt. 2)"	"M.S.G"
"Personal Jesus"	Depeche Mode	"Personal Bagger"	"Lisa Flach"
"Proud Mary (Rollin' on the River)"	Creedence Clearwater Revival	"Sour Dairy (Colon's Like a River)"	"Leah Lockhart"
"Rocky Mountain Way"	Joe Walsh	"Rocky Mountain Waste"	"The Great Karlando"
"Roll Out"	Ludachris	"Eat Out"	"Travis (aka skittles)"
"Shattered"	Rolling Stones	"Shatner"	"Rick Duncan"
"She's Got A Way"	Billy Joel	"She's Got a Weight"	"Jim Loftus"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like Camp Granada"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"The House That Jack Built"	Metallica	"Pinball Wizard 3000"	"B. O'Connor"
"The Living Daylights"	James Bond Movie Theme	"Bonesmen, Kerry and Shrubbie"	"Coral Snake"
"Theme from STAR WARS"	John Williams	"The George W Bush Movie"	"Laurence Dunne"
"We Can Work It Out"	Beatles	"I Can Sing It Right"	"Phil Nelson"
"Witchy Woman"	Eagles	"Soprano"	"Adagio"
"You're So Vain "	Carly Simon	"You're A Pain"	"Phil Nelson"
January 22, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"(I've got that) Boom-Boom"	Britney Spears	"(I've got that) Vroom-Vroom"	"Eminerd"
"500 Miles"	Peter, Paul & Mary	"500 Lives"	"William Tong"
"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered"	Rodgers & Hart from 'Pal Joey'	"Bewigged, Blonder Than Madonna"	"Jim Loftus"
"Brilliant Disguise"	Bruce Springsteen	"Old Wives's Advice"	"Jan Unwin"
"Bungle In The Jungle"	Jethro Tull	"Heave-Ho In The White Bowl"	"Johnny D"
"Come Together"	The Beatles	"Cross Country"	"2nz"
"Conquistador"	Procol Harum	"My Keister's Sore"	"Johnny D"
"Heartbreak Hotel"	Elvis Presley	"Hard Times in Malibu Blues"	"Mick Terry"
"Higher & Higher"	Jackie Wilson	"Dig Dug"	"Arcade Junkie"
"I've Been Everywhere Man"	Johnny Cash	"We'll Campaign Everywhere Man"	"Guy DiRito"
"Jesus Christ Pose"	Soundgarden	"Heidi Fleiss Nose"	"MrMacphisto"
"Knowing Me, Knowing You"	Abba	"Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue"	"Phil Alexander"
"Lady in Red"	Chris De Burge	"The Pub Over There"	"Alex Zander"
"Lyin' Eyes"	The Eagles	"Simon Cowell"	"Bob Gomez"
"Make Me Yours"	Bettye Swann	"Defender"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"	Three Dog Night	"But I Voted for the Bum"	"Miss Mozell"
"Mmm Mmm Mmm"	Crash Test Dummies	"La La La"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"No Rain"	Blind Melon	"Make Mine Plain"	"Jan Unwin"
"Outrageous"	Britney Spears	"Contagious"	"Eminerd"
"Purple Haze"	Jimi Hendrix	"Gerbil Maze"	"Claude Prez"
"Puttin' on the Ritz"	Irving Berlin	"Pickin' Up the Shitz"	"Rick Duncan"
"Roxanne"	Police	"Wax On"	"Rick Duncan"
"She's Got A Ticket To Ride"	The Beatles	"He Took Viagra Tonight"	"Miss Mozell"
"St. Anger"	Metallica	"St. Hunger"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Sunshine on my Shoulders (Makes me Happy)"	John Denver	"Losing to the Cougars (Is So Crappy!)"	"Arwen"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"	Dick Van Dyke	"Larry-Moe-Shemp-Curly-Joe-and Curly Joe DaRita"	"sloatead"
"Teddy Bears picnic"	Traditional	"Teddy Bears Nicks Picked"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The 59th Bridge St. Song"	Harper's Bizarre	"Mappy"	"Arcade Junkie"
"The Addams Family"	Addams Family	"The Jackson Family"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The Ballad Of The Green Berets"	Traditional	"What Has Happened William Tong?"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The Great Pretender"	Freddy Mercury	"The Great Karlando"	"Laurence Dunne"
"The Star Spangled Banner"	Traditional	"The Muslim Superstate Song"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Toxic"	Britney Spears	"Toxic"	"Eminerd"
"White Lines (Don't Do It!)"	Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five	"One Guy (Oh Screw It!)"	"Merry & Pippin"
January 23, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover"	Paul Simon	"50 States Dean will Freak Out In"	"Adam Bernstein"
"American Woman"	The Guess Who	"Inflatable Woman"	"Johnny D"
"Art Lover"	The Kinks	"Vote Lover"	"mac195"
"Beautiful"	Christina Aguilera	"Ode to Water"	"M.S.G"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Beckhamian Rhapsody"	"Gary Lines"
"Born to Run"	Bruce Springsteen	"Born to Run (John and Theresa Kerry Version)"	"mac195"
"Bye Bye Boyfriend"	Fefe Dobson	"Bye Bye Vodka"	"Michael"
"Cabaret"	Liza Minelli	"Flab-Away"	"Rick Duncan"
"Cecilia"	Simon & Garfunkel	"Ophelia"	"Johnny D"
"Dream On"	Aerosmith	"Cream On"	"Phil Alexander"
"Eye of the Tiger"	Survivor	"Eye of the Tiger (Howard Dean Version)"	"mac195"
"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover"	Simon and Garfunkel	"Fifty Things France Bans In Public"	"Laurence Dunne"
"Fire and Rain"	James Taylor	"Wirin' Brain"	"Rick Duncan"
"Flood"	Jars of Clay	"Blur"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Heartaches By The Number"	Guy Mitchell	"Fart Quakes Don't Become Her"	"Guy DiRito"
"I Get A Kick Out Of You"	Frank Sinatra	"I'll Pick 'da Bum Come'n Through!"	"Eye1zLotto"
"I Think We're Alone Now"	Tommy James & The Shondells	"Hang Up Your Cell Phone Now"	"David Pratter"
"I've Got My Mind Set On You"	George Harrison	"This Song Will Score 5-5-5"	"Laurence Dunne"
"It's Mashed Potato Time"	Dee Dee Sharp	"Dickie Vitale"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini"	Brian Hyland	"Tutti Frutti, Beenie Weenies And Some Bowls Of Hot Linguine"	"Guy DiRito"
"Just a Gigolo"	David Lee Roth	"My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody"	"Jan Unwin"
"Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep at All"	The Fifth Dimension	"Last Night I Didn't Hear the Beep at All"	"Jan Unwin"
"Milkshake"	Kelis	"Illegal Junk Food"	"XxMCGxX"
"Money For Nothing"	Dire Straits	"Money For Nothing/Gilligan's Island"	"Jack Wilson"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Bum"	"Im Ted Kaczynski"
"Numb"	Linkin Park	"Bum"	"Im Ted Kaczynski"
"Popeye the Sailor Man"	Cartoon theme	"One-eye the Trouser Snake"	"Rick Duncan"
"R-O-C-K"	Bill Haley & the Comets	"E-S-P-N"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Rump Shaker"	Wreck-N-Effect	"Webslinger"	"Ben Schuldt"
"Send in the Clowns"	Judy Collins	"Sellin' the Clowns"	"Royce Miller"
"Shaft"	Isaac Hayes	"Oedipus"	"sloatead"
"Shaft"	Isaac Hayes	"Shemp"	"Tim Hall"
"Summer In the City"	The Lovin' Spoonful	"Sex & the City"	"Jim Loftus"
"Sweet Home Alabama"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"I Smoke Marijuana"	"Bryan Pardue"
"The Actor"	The Moody Blues	"The Hacker"	"Johnny D"
"The Ballad of Davey Crockett"	The Kentucky Headhunters	"The Ballad of Wesley Clark"	"mac195"
"The Heart Of The Matter"	Don Henley	"The Fart Is What Matters"	"Phil Nelson"
"The Way You Move"	OutKast	"I Like to Play with Food"	"Spaff.com"
"The Year of the Cat"	Cat Stevens	"I'm Just Getting Fat"	"Miss Mozell"
"Three Times A Lady "	The Commodores	"Three Times A Lady "	"Phil Nelson"
"To the Moon and Back"	Savage Garden	"Crack Whore"	"Lestadt's Brat Princess"
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"	Bonnie Tyler	"Total Eclipse of Gephardt"	"John Jenkins"
"You Don't Know My Name"	Alicia Keys	"Have You Gone Insane?"	"Syncronos"
"You're The One That I Want"	Grease	"The Piles Song"	"James Lawford"
January 24, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Abraham, Martin and John"	Dion	"Shari, the Captain and Fred (A tribute)"	"Stray Pooch"
"Band on the Run"	Paul McCartney and Wings	"Band-Aids Are Fun"	"Jan Unwin"
"Born in the USA"	Bruce Springsteen	"Moving to Canada"	"JolietJake66"
"Can I Trust You With My Heart"	Travis Tritt	"Can I Trust You With My Car"	"The Artist Formerly Known as Mike"
"Clean-Up Woman"	Betty Wright	"Bubbles"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Cry Me a River"	Justin Timberlake	"Make Me Some Dinner"	"Jenibu"
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"	Elton John	"Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"	"Jim Loftus"
"Get Ur Freak On"	Missy Elliot	"Get Your Sleep On"	"Jenibu"
"Get this Party Started"	Pink	"Get these Pimples Popping"	"Ben Schuldt"
"Hey Ya"	Outkast	"Hell Na"	"Shugashane"
"I Lost On Jeopardy!"	Weird Al Yankovic	"The Host Of Jeopardy!"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"I Say a Little Prayer"	Dionne Warwick	"A Psychic Friend is There"	"Betsy Lawlor"
"If I Only Had a Brain"	Wizard Of Oz	"I'm A Little Bit Insane"	"Guy DiRito"
"Invisible"	Clay Aiken	"Enflamable"	"Michael"
"Lean On Me"	Bill Withers	"Dean On Me"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Love and Marriage"	Frank Sinatra	"Rights and Responsibilities"	"Steve Kalafut"
"Megalomaniac"	Incubus	"Chinese Food"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Modern Major General"	Gilbert and Sullivan	"Operetta Musical"	"TIm Cerchia"
"My Immortal"	Evanescence	"My New Order"	"Bryan Pardue"
"My Sacrifice"	Creed	"Attack of Lice"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Oh Girl"	The Chi-Lites/Paul Young	"Star Search"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Picture"	Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow	"Glasses"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Reeling In the Years"	Steely Dan	"Feeling All the Beers"	"Rick Duncan"
"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"	Billy Joel	"Scenes from a Chalupan Restaurant (Yeah, It's Back)"	"2nz"
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"	The Tokens	"In The Kitchen"	"Valerie "
"The Logical Song"	Supertramp	"It's Not Logical, Captain"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"The Man On the Flying Trapeze"	Trad.	"The Man Who Could Not Cut the Cheese"	"Rick Duncan"
"The Rain, The Park & Other Things"	The Cowsills	"The Drain, The Plug & Bathtub Rings"	"David Chrenko"
"The Wall"	Pink Floyd	"The Pile of Bricks"	"Agrimorfee"
"The World is a ghetto"	War	"Washington Federals"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)"	Green Day	"Really Fat Wife"	"Bryan Pardue"
"Too Much"	Dave Mathews Band	"Forget To Flush"	"MrMacphisto"
"Toxic"	Britney Spears	"Food Poison"	"Saider Eiegle"
"Waiting"	Chantal Kreviazuk	"Traded"	"Ryan Harder"
"Werewolves of London"	Warren Zevon	"Wolfowitz is Gunnin'"	"mac195"
"Zoot Suit Riot"	Cherry Poppin' Daddies	"Flute Group Riot"	"killerrabbit"
January 25, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Anticipation"	Carly Simon	"Bad Conjugation"	"Arwen"
"Blackbird "	The Beatles	"Bantu"	"mac195"
"Born to Be My Baby"	Bon Jovi	"Don't Wanna Go to Work on Monday"	"Shawn Morin"
"Carrie Ann"	The Hollies	"Kerry Man"	"Guy DiRito"
"Crying In The Chapel"	Elvis Presley	"Crying In The Lockers"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Evil Hearted You "	The Yardbirds With Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton & Jimmy Page	"New Jersey Blues"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Follow The Yellow Brick Road "	Wizard Of Oz	"Fellow Get Off That Commode"	"Guy DiRito"
"Hey Ya"	Outkast	"Hey Ma"	"Dylan G. (Silent Nature)"
"I'm Your Puppet"	James & Bobby Purify	"Gauntlet"	"Arcade Junkie"
"If I Only Had The Nerve"	Wizard Of Oz	"'Cause You Know I've Got The Nerve"	"Guy DiRito"
"If I Only Had a Heart"	Wizard Of Oz	"If You'd Voted For Gephardt"	"Guy DiRito"
"Last Kiss"	Pearl Jam	"Lost Piece"	"Liz and Ashley"
"Lawyers, Guns and Money"	Warren Zevon	"Edwards, Dean and Kerry"	"mac195"
"Lili Marlene"	Marlene Dietrich	"Little George Dubya"	"Grace Hampton"
"Picture"	Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow	"Pie Shop"	"The Hellacious Duo"
"Popeye The Sailor Man "	TV Theme Song	"Joseph The Lieber-man"	"Guy DiRito"
"Ride Captain Ride"	Blues Image	"Bye Captain Bye"	"Tim Hall"
"Summertime Blues"	Alan Jackson	"Paperboy Blues"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Sunny Came Home"	Shawn Colvin	"Bella Came Home"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"Sweet Home Alabama"	Lynard Skynard	"Weapons of Mass Destruction"	"mac195"
"Western Union"	Five Americans	"Soviet Union"	"Tim Hall"
"World So Cold"	Mudvayne	"Cast Your Vote"	"S.T.G."
"Your Cheatin' Heart"	Hank Williams	"False Start"	"Arcade Junkie"
January 26, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"American Woman"	Guess Who	"Ya Big Hairy Woman"	"Rick Duncan"
"Animal"	Def Leppard	"W."	"ParodyKeet"
"Around The World (La Da Da)"	ATC	"I Am The President (Ha Ha Ha)"	"Michael"
"At the Hop"	Danny & the Juniors	"Where's the Cop?"	"Rick Duncan"
"Because I Got High"	Afroman	"Because I'm A Guy"	"sloatead"
"Believer"	The Monkees	"Deceiver (The anti-Satan song)"	"Floyd's Garage"
"C Is For Cookie"	Cookie Monster	"P Is For Pussy"	"Michael Tanzer"
"Changes"	2 pac	"Still Whipt"	"Jess"
"Conquistador"	Procul Harum	"Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)"	"Adagio"
"Dancing Queen"	Abba	"Ranting Dean"	"Guy DiRito"
"Disco Lady"	Johnnie Taylor	"Marble Madness"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Evil Ways "	Santana	"Nasal Brays"	"Guy DiRito"
"Great Balls Of Fire"	Jerry Lee Lewis	"Great Buns Of Steel"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"In The Shadows"	The Rasmus	"In The Shadows"	"Poison Girl"
"Just A Song Before I Go"	Crosby, Stills & Nash (Graham Nash)	"Waited Too Long , I Can't Go"	"Paul Robinson"
"Lightning Rod"	The Offspring	"Credit Card"	"Unnatural Disaster"
"Lord Of The Flies"	Iron Maiden	"Caught In My Fly"	"Chris Pollman"
"Self Esteem"	The Offspring	"Pimple Cream"	"Unnatural Disaster"
"She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain"	Traditional	"Chicago's Teams"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Silhouettes "	Nylons	"Candidates"	"mac195"
"Sk8er Boi"	Avril Lavigne	"P0ser Gurl"	"Spazn"
"Smells Like Nirvana / Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Weird Al Yankovic / Nirvana	"Smells Like Mike Wallace"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Stacey's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	" Stacey's Grandma"	"London"
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"	Bob Dylan	"Worldcom's Downtick Blues"	"MarthaDTox"
"Superstar"	The Carpenters/Luther Vandross/Ruben Studdard	"Sinistar"	"Arcade Junkie"
"The Ballad Of The Green Berets"	SSGT Barry Sadler	"The Ballad Of The Queer Eye Five"	"Johnny D"
"The Long and Winding Road"	The Beatles	"De Blogged and Ruddig Dose"	"Phil Alexander"
"Tommy, Can You Hear Me?/Behind Blue Eyes"	The Who	"Horton, Can You Hear Me?/Behind Blue Eyes"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Toxic"	Britney Spears	"Non-Toxic"	"Ivo Becica & Dennis Shelton"
"Under The Bridge"	Red Hot Chili Peppers	"Joe Lieberman's Theme"	"ZSGhost"
"When You're Old And Grey"	Tom Lehrer	"Ode to Kenneth Lay"	"MarthaDTox"
"Who Are You?"	The Who	"Who Are You? (Horton Hears a Who version)"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Windy"	The Association	"Wimpy"	"David Chrenko"
"Wonderwall"	Oasis	"Sound-proof Wall"	"Ryan Harder"
"Yatta"	Happatai	"Boohbah"	"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
January 27, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Ballad Of The Green Berets"	S/SGT Barry Sadler	"Boys Who Take Ballet"	"David Chrenko"
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic"	Traditional	"The Attack On Eggman's Base"	"Andrea Huckstep"
"Brilliant Disguise"	Bruce Springsteen	"Bilious Lies"	"Michael Pacholek"
"Can't Take My Eyes Off You"	Franki Valli	"Can't Get Those Guys Off You"	"Rick Duncan"
"Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"Stupid Cliches "	"Guy DiRito"
"Good Morning Starshine"	Cast of 'Hair'	"Good Morning Moonshine"	"Mari Aranoff Duncan"
"I John Reu"	John Reuben	"I Von Steu"	"Ben Schuldt"
"I'm Alright"	Kenny Loggins	"Am I Right"	"mac195"
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"	Georgia Satellites	"Find My Lambs For Myself (The Bo Peep Song)"	"Phil Alexander"
"Knock On Wood "	Amii Stewart	"My Weird Hat"	"Phil Nelson"
"Leaving on a Jet Plane"	Peter, Paul and Mary	"Peeing on a Jet Plane"	"mac195"
"Livin' in the Past"	Jethro Tull	"Livin' as a Chick"	"Stray Pooch"
"Love Train"	The O' Jays	"Asteroids"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Military Cadence (Sound Off!)"	Traditional	"New Hampshire Primary Marching Cadence"	"Guy DiRito"
"My Favorite Things"	Julie Andrews	"My Debt Ramblings"	"Laurence Dunne"
"No More Mr. Nice Guy"	Alice Cooper	"No More PF4Eva"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Oh! Darling"	The Beatles	"Help me, Darling!"	"Noah Patrick McKelvie"
"Ooh Child"	The 5 stairsteps	"Q*Bert"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Open Arms"	Journey	"Open Sores"	"Jan Unwin"
"Ordinary World"	Duran Duran	"Ordinary Girl"	"Phil Nelson"
"Right Thurr"	Chingy	"Berzerk"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Shock the Monkey"	Peter Gabriel	"Locked the Trunk Key"	"Rick Duncan"
"Short People"	Randy Newman	"Sports People"	"Rick Duncan"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like It Sounds"	"ZSGhost"
"Stacy's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	"BMW Mom"	"ASHLEYSTVM"
"Stacy's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	"Grandpa"	"Comedy Guy"
"That Smell"	Lynyrd Skynyrd	"That Smell"	"Phil Nelson"
"The Moonlight Gambler"	Frankie Laine	"The Naked Rambler"	"John Jenkins"
"Toxic"	Britney Spears	"Your Socks Are Toxic"	"Funny Girl"
"What I Got"	Sublime	"Bourbon"	"Phil Nelson"
"What a Wonderful World"	Louis Armstrong	"I'm Incredibly High"	"Phil Nelson"
"While My Guitar Gently Weeps "	The Beatles	"Listens to Jethro Tull Music"	"Phil Nelson"
January 28, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"Adam's Song"	Blink 182	"Atkin's Song"	"ZSGhost"
"Addicted"	Simple Plan	"Addicted(to Coke)"	"crazyandinsane"
"Are You Happy Now?"	Michelle Branch	"Are You Guilty Now?"	"Funny Girl"
"Barbie Girl"	Aqua	"Sharpie Girl"	"Jan Unwin"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Venereal Crabsody"	"Phil Alexander"
"Bottom Of A Bottle"	Smile Empty Soul	"Anthem of a Desperate Stoner"	"Ty Moyen"
"Come Together"	The Beatles	"Melted Feathers"	"Johnny D"
"Come, Thou Almighty King"	Traditional Hymn	"Please Save Our Precious Sites"	"WhizkidF"
"Dust In the Wind"	Kansas	"Gust Of the Wind"	"Jim Loftus"
"Eighteen"	Alice Cooper	"Eighteen"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"Feeling This"	Blink 182	"Eating Dinner in Front of the TV"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Here Comes The Rain Again"	Eurythmics	"Herr Dunce Can't Reign Again"	"William Tong"
"Holidae In"	Chingy, Snoop Dogg, and Ludacris	"Osama Bin"	"Chris Mondloch & Kurt Louis"
"I Love Rock N` Roll"	Britney Spears	"I Love Doggy Bones"	"Funny Girl"
"I'm The Urban Spaceman"	Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band	"2003 - A Posh Spice Idiocy"	"Pickle"
"In The Navy"	The Village People	"Kiww De Wabbit"	"Steve Kalafut"
"Listen To The Music"	The Doobie Brothers	"Buy More O'The Music"	"Johnny D"
"Locomotive Breath"	Jethro Tull	"Love Is Almost Death"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Lord Of The Flies"	Iron Maiden	"Caught In My Fly"	"Chris Pollman"
"Love Potion #9"	The Searchers	"Wayne Gretszky, 99"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Love me do"	The Beatles	"Mr. DO!"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Mad World"	Tears For Fears	"Bad Job (Comments activated and missing line added)"	"Blade"
"Martha My Dear"	The Beatles	"Martha It's Clear"	"Jim Loftus"
"Me and Bobby McGee"	Kris Kristofferson	"The Ballad of Joe Kennedy"	"MarthaDTox"
"Norwegian Wood"	The Beatles	"No Vegan Would"	"Jim Loftus"
"One Night In Bangkok"	Robey	"One Night In Collinsport"	"thor2000"
"Rip Van Winkle"	The Devotions	"Rob Van Winkle"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Seven Nation Army"	The White Stripes	"Seven Democratics (Bush's Theme)"	"ZSGhost"
"Stan"	Eminem	"Gran"	"Karl Everett"
"Stay Together for the Kids"	blink 182	"Shot "	"js11296"
"Swing Low Sweet Chariot"	Religious Hymnal	"J. Lo you Spanish Harlot"	"Floyd's Garage"
"The Brady Bunch"	Theme Song	"Go Grab A Hunch"	"Guy DiRito"
"The Other Side Of Life"	The Moody Blues	"When Science Creates Life"	"Johnny D"
"The Way You Move"	OutKast	"I Like To Play The Flute (but Not Particularly Well)"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"The Wreck of the Athens Queen"	Stan Rogers	"The Wreck of the Rosar Queen"	"Judy Adams"
"Toxic"	Britney Spears	"Locksmith"	"Ali*CaT"
"Tracks Of My Tears"	Smokey Robinson & The Miracles	"Crap Out My Rear"	"Guy DiRito"
"Walk of Life"	Dire Straits	"Talk of Wife"	"Rick Duncan"
"What About Me?"	Moving Pictures	"What About Brie?"	"Jan Unwin"
"Working Class Hero"	John Lennon	"The Music Got Me"	"MarthaDTox"
"X"	System of a Down	"Sonic X"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Yankee Doodle Dandy"	James Cagney / George M. Cohan	"Skanky Poodle Dandy"	"Johnny D"
"Yellow Submarine"	The Beatles	"John Kerry Has No Personality"	"Laurence Dunne"
"You Just May Be the One"	Monkees	"It Just May Be a Pun"	"Rick Duncan"
January 29, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"	Paul Simon	"No More '50 Ways To Leave Your Lover'"	"sloatead"
"A Few Of My Favourite Things"	Julie Andrews	"A Few Of My Favourire Rings ( The Hollywood Proctologist Anthem)"	"Malcolm Higgins"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Gonorrhea"	"MenthylatedGin"
"Boogie On, Reggie Woman"	Stevie Wonder	"Friend Or Foe In The Trust Box"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Born To Be Wild"	Steppenwolf	"Born To Beguile"	"mac195"
"Dust In The Wind"	Kansas	"Bustin' Some Wind"	"Guy DiRito"
"How Sweet it is (to be loved by you)"	Marvin Gaye/Jr. Walker & the all-stars/James Taylor	"Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Sue"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Hurricane"	Bob Dylan	"Orlando Joseph Jett"	"marthadtox"
"I Will Survive"	Gloria Gaynor	"Y2k And All That"	"MarthaDTox"
"Let's Live For Today"	The Grassroots	"Let's Spend All Our Pay"	"David Chrenko"
"Lift Your Head Up High (and Blow Your Brains Out)"	Bloodhound Gang	"I Said, Who Made My Friend Hate Jesus?"	"Ben Schuldt"
"Lola"	The Kinks	"Howard Dean"	"Benjcbc"
"Main Street USA"	Disney's Sing Along Songs: Disneyland Fun	"Main Street USA (Historic Preservation Awareness Version)"	"WhizkidF"
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman"	Shania Twain	"Damn! I Feel Like A Man "	"Michael"
"Old John Robertson"	The Byrds	"Old George Carlin"	"Mr. Hyde"
"Parisienne Walkways"	Thin Lizzy	"Amsterdam Stag Daze"	"Phil Alexander"
"Penny Arcade"	Roy Orbison	"Nickelodeon Arcade"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Popeye the Sailor Man"	Sammy Lerner	"George Bush the President"	"Adam Bernstein"
"Rock DJ"	Robbie Williams	"CIA Song"	"MarthaDTox"
"Searching My Soul"	Vonda Shepard	"Searching For Ally"	"Thor2000"
"September"	Earth, Wind & Fire	"Halloween"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Stacey's Mom"	Fountains of Wayne	"Clay Has Got It Going On"	"Carissa"
"Strong Enough"	Sheryl Crow	"I Can't Write About Lord of the Rings"	"Arwen"
"The Red Strokes"	Garth Brooks	"The Rest Room"	"The Artist Formerly Known as Mike"
"They Call the Wind Mariah"	The Kingston Trio	"We Call the Loud One Howard"	"John Jenkins"
"Walkin on Sunshine"	Katrina & the Waves	"Walking on Sunspots"	"Rick Duncan"
"White Flag"	Dido	"Nice Flag"	"Blabje"
"Woodstock"	Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young	"I Stunk (at Espresso Gardens)"	"Paul Robinson"
"You Only Live Twice"	James Bond Mivie Theme	"They're Just Traitors Twice (Shrub and Kerry)"	"Coral Snake"
January 30, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"100 Years Ago"	The Rolling Stones	"100 Parodies (Holy Crap!)"	"Chris Pollman"
"A Whole New World"	Disney	"Our Snack"	"Condom_Soup"
"All Star"	Smash Mouth	"Al Gore"	"Benjcbc"
"Anticipation"	Carly Simon	"Mass Immigration"	"mac195"
"BasketCase"	Green Day	"CasketCase (cuz he'll OD)"	"The Flashing Mango"
"Bohemian Rhapsody"	Queen	"Flintstone-ian Rhapsody"	"Stray Pooch"
"Carrie Anne"	The Hollies	"Kerry Fans"	"Victor Fernando Magana"
"Children Of The Damned"	Iron Maiden	"Getting Too Much Spam"	"Chris Pollman"
"Desperado"	The Eagles	"Habanero"	"Johnny D"
"Fire Your Guns"	AC/DC	"The Ballad Of Axl Rose (Fire Your Band)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Fly Me To The Moon"	Frank Sinatra	"Fly Boy, The Buffoon"	"William Tong"
"Gotta Get Some Action (Now!)"	The Hellacopters	"Gotta Get Some Traction (Now!)"	"Chris Pollman"
"Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees"	The Monkees	"Hey, Bush Is Their Monkey"	"William Tong"
"Hold On My Heart"	Genesis	"Rip Out A Fart"	"Phil Nelson"
"I Believe In A Thing Called Love"	The Darkness	"I Believe In These Things Called Drgus (Ozzy's Anthem)"	"Chris Pollman"
"I Feel Lucky"	Marry Chappin Carpenter	"I Got Lucky"	"A. Fulkerson"
"I Love rock 'n' Roll"	Joan Jett & the Blackhearts	"Super Bowl"	"Arcade Junkie"
"If It Makes You Happy"	Sheryl Crow	"Why Your Boobs So Saggy?"	"M.S.G"
"Life in the Fast Lane"	The Eagles	"I Got the Gold Rush"	"MarthaDTox"
"Lyin' Eyes"	Eagles	"Rowland�s Lyin� Eyes"	"Jim "
"Moondance"	Van Morrison	"The Ballad of Tokyo Joe"	"MarthaDTox"
"Mother And Child Reunion"	Paul Simon	"Bush's State of the Union"	"William Tong"
"Old Time Rock and Roll"	Bob Seger	"Old Dry Crescent Rolls"	"Jan Unwin"
"One Of These Nights"	The Eagles	"Who Turned Out The Lights?"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Our Day Will Come"	Ruby & The Romantics	"Dave Kay Found None"	"William Tong"
"Peace Train"	Cat Stevens	"Grease Stain"	"Rick Duncan"
"Popeye The Sailor Man"	TV Theme Song	"Gortons The Feesherman"	"Guy DiRito"
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"	Steely Dan	"Rikki That's My Cucumber"	"Jan Unwin"
"Rock 'N' Roll Damnation"	AC/DC	"Sausage Roll and Bacon"	"Chris Pollman"
"Slow"	Kylie Minogue	"S**t"	"Joey"
"Southern Man"	Neil Young	"Garbage Can"	"Rick Duncan"
"Start Me Up"	Rolling Stones	"Bundle Up"	"Arcade Junkie"
"Takin' Care Of Business"	Bachman Turner Overdrive	"Who Will Be The Weakest"	"Arcade Junkie"
"The Jack"	AC/DC	"Talking Crap"	"Phil Alexander"
"The Thunder Rolls"	Garth Brooks	"HEMORROIDS "	"The Artist Formerly Known as Mike"
"This Is The Night"	Amber	"Pants Got Too Tight"	"M.S.G"
"Vincent ( Starry Starry Night )"	Don McLean	"Cirdan The Shipwright"	"Johnny D"
"Wasted Years"	Iron Maiden	"Justin's Queer (Too Many Boy Bands)"	"Chris Pollman"
"We Can Work It Out"	The Beatles	"We Can Jerk It Out"	"Jan Unwin"
"Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"	Disney Movie / Barbra Streisand	"Who's Afraid of the Big Blair Witch?"	"Mick Terry"
"Your Auntie Grizelda"	Monkees	"Cinderella"	"sloatead"
January 31, 2004
Original Song	Original Artist	Parody Song	Parody Author
"50 Ways To Leave Your Money"	Paul Simon	"50 Ways To Lose Your Money"	"MarthaDTox"
"Addicted to Love "	Robert Palmer	"Addicted to Suds"	"Jack Wilson "
"Alone Again, Naturally"	Gilbert O'Sullivan	"Homo-ed Again Tragically"	"Guy DiRito"
"And Your Bird Can Sing"	Beatles	"But You Watch Oprah"	"Tim Hall"
"Big P!mpin'"	Jay-Z	"Big Pimples"	"Panic Pagoda"
"Bright Lights"	Matchbox 20	"Blind Mice"	"Ethan Mawyer"
"Cinnamon Girl"	Neil Young	"Cinnamon Roll"	"Rick Duncan"
"Cold Irons Bound"	Bob Dylan	"Twentieth Century Voodoo"	"MarthaDTox"
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"	Bobby McFerrin	"Don't Happy, Be Worry"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Good Night, Irene"	The Kingston Trio	"At Night, I Scream"	"William Tong"
"Hey, Hey, My, My"	Neil Young	"Hey, Hey, My, My"	"mac195"
"I Miss You"	Blink 182	"I'll Kiss You (The Stalker Song)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"I Miss You"	Blink 182	"I'll Kiss You (The Stalker Song)"	"Bob O'Mara"
"I'm Into Something Good "	Herman's Hermits	"I'm In a Girly Mood "	"Jack Wilson"
"Never Going Back Again"	Fleetwood Mac	"Never Bend Down Again"	"Jim Loftus"
"Nowhere Man"	The Beatles	"Garbage Man"	"Steve Kalafut"
"Nowhere Man"	Beatles	"Parody Man"	"Green Bloodied Hound Dogs"
"Rocketman"	Elton John	"Lumberjack"	"Chris Bodily TM"
"September"	Earth Wind & Fire	"Christmas"	"Fitu Petaia"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit"	Nirvana	"Smells Like That Other Parody"	"Claude Prez"
"Stairway to Heaven"	Led Zeppelin	"Fairway To Heaven"	"MarthaDTox"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins Soundtrack)	"Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism"	"Guy DiRito"
"The Warrior "	Scandal featuring Patti Smyth	"A Hamburger"	"Jack Wilson"
"The Weight"	The Band	"Fear and Loathing in Docklands"	"MarthaDTox"
"Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me"	Tiny Tim	"Tips Go Through the Tulips On Me"	"Rick Duncan"
"Wear Your Love Like Heaven"	Donovan	"Turn Off Oprah Now"	"Tim Hall"
"Witch Doctor"	David Seville	"Ear Doctor"	"Johnny D"

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