I want a new bust
Ones that's perky and slick
One that looks like a movie star's
And makes me feel like a chick

I want a new bust
One that points overhead
One that will fake out all the guys
And bring 'em to my bed

One that will make me gorgeous
Stunner in my tutu
One that makes me feel girly real like RuPaul do
Some estrogen should do

I want a new bust
One that will thrill
One that you're hot to touch
And it points uphill

I want a new bust
One that stays up all day
One that makes people say "Alright
Son, it can't be a he - no way!"

One that will be so curveous
Thundering two by two
One that won't reveal, but conceal, I'm not X-2
That there's a Y hid too
Chromosomes lie too maybe

I want a new bust
One that feigns womanhood
One that won't leak from sealed implants
One that will make me real drag-good

I want a new bust
Ones that are stout
One like Brit's that is double dutch
Built like a brick sh*t house

Gotta call on my surgeon
Silicone juttin' boobs
Ones with sex appeal and then we'll play p***k-a-boo
With those cojones too
With cojones too, yeah