Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Make Mine Plain"

Original Song Title:

"No Rain"

Original Performer:

Blind Melon

Parody Song Title:

"Make Mine Plain"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

I have been called the Condiment Queen. And then I met my husband who can't stand anything on his sandwiches, burgers, salads...absolutely nothing. This is dedicated to him and his frustration in getting a plain burger done right the first time.
All I can say is that I want my burger plain
From mayonnaise and catsup I'll abstain
Lettuce will do, I will take a leaf or two
Forget that other goo
They cause me pain, cause me pain

I just want someone to say to me
They'll get it right when I drive through
Ya know I'd like to keep my buns dry today
So promise me you'll have it made my way

And I don't understand why they just can't get it right
And I start to complain they have no brain
And all I can do is have them cook a burger new
But I'm the one to pay, so I shouldn't have to scrape
Not scrape... not scrape...not scrape...
All I can say is that I want my burger plain
If you don't want me to spew
I'll take mine plain
Or I'll complain...must have it plain.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

AussieBullDog - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I definitely want to write a parody of this song one day. In the meantime, you did a pretty good job here.
mike - December 27, 2012 - Report this comment

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1493