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Song Parodies -> "Make Mine Plain"
Original Song Title:
"No Rain"
Original Performer:
Blind Melon
Parody Song Title:
"Make Mine Plain"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
I have been called the Condiment Queen. And then I met my husband who can't stand anything on his sandwiches, burgers, salads...absolutely nothing. This is dedicated to him and his frustration in getting a plain burger done right the first time.
All I can say is that I want my burger plain
From mayonnaise and catsup I'll abstain
Lettuce will do, I will take a leaf or two
Forget that other goo
They cause me pain, cause me pain
I just want someone to say to me
They'll get it right when I drive through
Ya know I'd like to keep my buns dry today
So promise me you'll have it made my way
And I don't understand why they just can't get it right
And I start to complain they have no brain
And all I can do is have them cook a burger new
But I'm the one to pay, so I shouldn't have to scrape
Not scrape... not scrape...not scrape...
All I can say is that I want my burger plain
If you don't want me to spew
I'll take mine plain
Or I'll complain...must have it plain.
From mayonnaise and catsup I'll abstain
Lettuce will do, I will take a leaf or two
Forget that other goo
They cause me pain, cause me pain
I just want someone to say to me
They'll get it right when I drive through
Ya know I'd like to keep my buns dry today
So promise me you'll have it made my way
And I don't understand why they just can't get it right
And I start to complain they have no brain
And all I can do is have them cook a burger new
But I'm the one to pay, so I shouldn't have to scrape
Not scrape... not scrape...not scrape...
All I can say is that I want my burger plain
If you don't want me to spew
I'll take mine plain
Or I'll complain...must have it plain.
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I definitely want to write a parody of this song one day. In the meantime, you did a pretty good job here.
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