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Song Parodies -> "Holy Soap"
Original Song Title:
"Holy Smoke"
Original Performer:
Iron Maiden
Parody Song Title:
"Holy Soap"
Parody Written by:
Razor03
The Lyrics
I thought of this while on the SpongeEd Squarepants thread at www.ironmaiden.org/bb
Clean me, and send no money,
I dried on a cross, that aint funny!
And this so called soap, looks to me like a joke,
They miss out all the spots, that I never soak!
I clean what I wanna clean, dont tell a lie,
I just mop up the dirt, as i'm watching it dry!
I'll save all youre souls by cleaning youre money,
Flies around shit, must get muddy!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
Dirty reptile and all his friends,
Say theyre gonna clean with you, in the end!
Cleaning bookshelves, cleaning books,
Cleaning soldiers, cleaning cooks!
Crocodile smile, just wait a while,
'Til the TV queen gets her make-up clean.
I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin,
But i now smell better than a buscuit tin!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
They aint dirty so they aint no fools,
When Noah cleaned his cadillac, it was cool!
2 by 2 theyre still scrubbing down,
Cause the satellite circus, just left town!
I think theyre clean, so when theyre dead,
They can have a dustpan for there bed!
Friend of the company, tricks of the trade,
No they aint gonna clean,
100 years in jail!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
I dried on a cross, that aint funny!
And this so called soap, looks to me like a joke,
They miss out all the spots, that I never soak!
I clean what I wanna clean, dont tell a lie,
I just mop up the dirt, as i'm watching it dry!
I'll save all youre souls by cleaning youre money,
Flies around shit, must get muddy!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
Dirty reptile and all his friends,
Say theyre gonna clean with you, in the end!
Cleaning bookshelves, cleaning books,
Cleaning soldiers, cleaning cooks!
Crocodile smile, just wait a while,
'Til the TV queen gets her make-up clean.
I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin,
But i now smell better than a buscuit tin!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
They aint dirty so they aint no fools,
When Noah cleaned his cadillac, it was cool!
2 by 2 theyre still scrubbing down,
Cause the satellite circus, just left town!
I think theyre clean, so when theyre dead,
They can have a dustpan for there bed!
Friend of the company, tricks of the trade,
No they aint gonna clean,
100 years in jail!
Holy soap, HOLY SOAP!
Plenty dirty objects for the devil to soak,
Clean 'em up feet first, this is no joke,
This is dirty work, using holy soap!
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