Song Parodies -> "Whacked With A Paddle"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The Saddle"

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Original Performer:

"Whacked With A Paddle"

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The Lyrics

For all you Dazed & Confused fans out there

I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again
I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again

Comin out of school alone from the ring of the bell
I'm runnin from those senior punks, they'll turn my life to hell
Jumpin' into a car, I'm gonna save my butt
O'Banion's chasin' me down, man he is such a nut

I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again
I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again

I'm safe and I'm sound and I'm alright til the baseball game
They're waitin for me in the park, they're callin me by name
Sneakin' out the gate, met me out in the lot
Took turns smackin' me in the ass, I'm not so hot
Went home, sat on some ice, my hindquarters numb yet
Hope they find all my friends, and that thier hineys get

Whacked! Get whacked with a paddle again
Get whacked! Get whacked with a paddle again
I'm hurtin', I wish they would be kinder
I'm hurtin', Got slivers in my hinder
I'm hurtin', They got my psyche rattled
I'm hurtin', I hate those f*****g paddles

I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again
I'm whacked, I'm whacked with a paddle again

Hurts like hell!! (3x)

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Meriadoc - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody was really whacked! But in a good way! ;-)

Claude Prez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Affleck's greatest role; I loved that movie. Very well done and bonus points cause now I can stop thinking about doing a Babies parody, "Here I Am, I'm Smacked On My Seat Again".

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