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Song Parodies -> "Sour Dairy (Colon's Like a River)"
Original Song Title:
"Proud Mary (Rollin' on the River)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Sour Dairy (Colon's Like a River)"
Parody Written by:
Elena M.
The Lyrics
Based on a true story. No shit.
Left the milk out all night sitting,
Then you snuck out in the mornin' and put it away,
Had no idea when I poured me some all-bran,
I soon would not be able to hold it in.
Get me to the toilet
Sour dairy had been spoilin'
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Strange that I was too tired to notice, ,
It pumped out of the jug like cottage cheese,
But then two hours later it hit me,
Milk's not supposed to taste like sour cream,
Somethin' down there's boilin'
Pants I'll soon be soilin'
Colon, colon, colon's like a river.
Think I've come down with a fever,
Thanks to the sloppy person with whom I live,
You tell me not to worry 'cause you think it's funny,
But wait'll I slip you these laxatives...
Your stomach will be burnin'
Your bowels they will be turnin'
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Then you snuck out in the mornin' and put it away,
Had no idea when I poured me some all-bran,
I soon would not be able to hold it in.
Get me to the toilet
Sour dairy had been spoilin'
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Strange that I was too tired to notice, ,
It pumped out of the jug like cottage cheese,
But then two hours later it hit me,
Milk's not supposed to taste like sour cream,
Somethin' down there's boilin'
Pants I'll soon be soilin'
Colon, colon, colon's like a river.
Think I've come down with a fever,
Thanks to the sloppy person with whom I live,
You tell me not to worry 'cause you think it's funny,
But wait'll I slip you these laxatives...
Your stomach will be burnin'
Your bowels they will be turnin'
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
Colon, Colon, Colon's like a river.
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Hehe I like it!
Great job, Leah! Welcome to The University of Amiright's Department of Scatology! Here's your 555 mg of Ex-Lax.
I saved some chocolate milk once and forgot about it, and when I finally discovered it and poured it down the sink it actually slithered...
Thanks Johnny, Adagio, and Meriodoc! I actuall lived with someone who didn't understand that the fridge does more than keeps things cold, it keeps them from spoiling. Who woulda thunk it?
Johnny, I'm just getting warmed up! I assume you are the Dean of the Scatology department?
Sh*t, yes!
I want to see what you're going to do once you're warmed up.
Guess you milked that one for all it's worth, Leah... my, there has been some wonderful scatology recently. :-)
Leah, Well that's some kinda Sh*t!! Nice job, I especially like the way the title even flows perfectly with the original. Boy, I needed some laugh material, I just got thru a couple of rants that might get me spanked by the boss here...Rollin' some fives toward your col....oops, shouldn't say that...could be taken the wrong way...
Maybe we writers of scatology and flatulence should ban together into a writing guild called "A room full of toilets". Well done Leah. This is such a number 2 song, I'll just turn the 2 upside down and make it a 5.
Hey, we've been banished from the realm of sex and fled to the realm of poo... what else can I say?
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