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Song Parodies -> "Lumberjack"
Original Song Title:
"Rocketman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Lumberjack"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
I really wanted to do a parody using the lyrics from Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, so here is my parody.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I wake up at Nine A.M.
Ain't it cool to be a lumberjack? Oh yeah!
I cut down trees so much, I eat my lunch
I go out for a pee
On Wednesdays, I will shop
And I will have some more buttered scones for tea
Cut trees down, skip around, hang out in bars
I put on women's clothing when I'm home
Oh no no no I'm a lumberjack
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will work all day
Yeah, and I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
And I wish I were a girlie, like my Pa
**Mounties**
Yeah, he's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and works all day
A lumberjack, a lumberjack
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will work all day
And I will have some more buttered scones for tea...
(Repeat)
I wake up at Nine A.M.
Ain't it cool to be a lumberjack? Oh yeah!
I cut down trees so much, I eat my lunch
I go out for a pee
On Wednesdays, I will shop
And I will have some more buttered scones for tea
Cut trees down, skip around, hang out in bars
I put on women's clothing when I'm home
Oh no no no I'm a lumberjack
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I will work all day
Yeah, and I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
And I wish I were a girlie, like my Pa
**Mounties**
Yeah, he's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and works all day
A lumberjack, a lumberjack
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will sleep all night
Lumberjack
Lumberjack, and I (he) will work all day
And I will have some more buttered scones for tea...
(Repeat)
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Clever.
Interesting. And hey - I never realized you were the same person as PF4Eva! Learn something new everyday!
Hahaha-I got a kick outta this. GJ :-)
Haha, cool
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