Something hanging from your snout?
Grab a tissue blow it out!

It's me against the mucus
Ah...ah...choo!
Feel the breeze
You sneeze?
Yeah
C'mon
Hey Britney?
Need a tissue?
Uh hu, thank you

I can't smell
My nostrils are stuffed, it's cloggin my nose
Not feelin well
The flem is drippin all down in my throat
It's like gel
I'm all coughin and sneezin, can't sing my notes
Tonight its hell
Must have caught a bad cold, shoulda worn a warmer coat
I blow into a kleenex trying to push out the mucus
It's like a competition, me against the snot
I wanna get some Dristan, I wanna get some nose drops
If you really cannot breathe, suck it up and get some Afrin
Trying to sniff it, AH-AH-CHOO!
For a minute, I'm a blowin my horn, I'm tooting my horn
Ah...ah...ah...

(Chorus)
All the people with a cold
Go and blow your nose
I hear you sneezin
All my peeps with allergies
Go and blow your nose
I hear you sneezin
All my people who can't breathe
Go and blow your nose
I hear you sneezin
All my people who just sneezed
Wash your hands with soap
And no more sneezin
So how would you like to get rid of congestion
Hope it won't take too long
It's you and me baby, against mucus
Hit Nyquil all night long

My boogie grows
I'm feelin so bad, my nostrils won't drain
This song just blows
My nose is blowin, but it's all in vain
Feel my sinus burn
You think this song is good, I tell you it's snot
Inhale and it churns
Now blow your nose harder, see what you got
I blow into a kleenex trying to push out the mucus
It's like a competition, me against the snot
I wanna get some Dristan, I wanna get some nose drops
If you really cannot breathe, suck it up and get some Afrin
Trying to sniff it, AH-AH-CHOO!
For a minute, I'm a blowin my horn, I'm tooting my horn
Ah...ah...ah...

(Chorus)

Your starting to snore, babe you lost control
Just grab a tissue and start to blow
If you gotta boogie, just pick a goodie
Hey Britney
We can boogie all night long

Hey Britney, you say you wanna see me blow
Come over here, I've got something to show
Snotty lady, I'd rather see you clean your nose
Nose is drippin a lot, think it's funny but it's snot
All my people with a cold, go and blow your nose
See Brit go post-nasal, feel it drippin down

Your starting to snore, babe you lost control
Just grab a tissue and start to blow
If you gotta boogie, just pick a goodie
Hey Britney
We can boogie all night long

(Chorus)

All my people with a cold, go and blow your nose
C'mon Britney tilt it back, make the mucus run
All my people with a cold, go and blow your nose
C'mon Britney tilt it back, make the mucus run