Song Parodies -> "Britney Didn't Get Married"

Original Song Title:

"Drain You"

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Original Performer:

"Britney Didn't Get Married"

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The Lyrics

I heard the strangest rumor that Britney Spears got married to Jason Alexander! What's next: Christina Aguilera marries the Soup Nazi? Mandy Moore marries Kramer? Also, it wasn't actor Jason Alexander....

Heard Britney finally tied the knot
I knew it wasn't the truth
Boy, do my armpits stink!
Unless Britney marries me,
She is not married at all! completely stupid!!
It was not on the news
Worse than "Halloween: Ressurection"

Didn't say "I do"
In the Zone's her fourth
She and Madonna kissed
Britney, you're not married
I love you

This news was degrading
Britney has brown pupils
Never had a wedding
I just knew it was Ashton
Punking the entire world, such a crazy person
And I thought that they cancelled "Punk'd"
It was false, I knew it!!

Didn't say "I do"
In the Zone's her fourth
She and Madonna kissed
Britney, you're not married
I love you
You
You
You
You
You

No, Britney did not tie the knot
Ashton never tells the truth
Boy, does he need a shrink!
Unless Britney marries me,
She is not married at all! completely stupid!!
It was not on the news
Brit's the object of my affection!!

Didn't say "I do"
In the Zone's her fourth
She and Madonna kissed
Britney, you're not married
I would really dis
You at the wedding
I love you

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