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Song Parodies -> "Two Crullers"
Original Song Title:
"True Colors"
Original Performer:
Cindi Lauper
Parody Song Title:
"Two Crullers"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
You there at Winchells
Donut lose your dream
Oh I realize
It's hard to take make money
In a world full of Krispy Kremes
You've got a good site at the mall
But the hole deep inside you
Can make you fell so small
But I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa
Show me some sugar
Don't be unhappy, can't remember
When I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've sold all your bear claws
You call me up
Because I don't have lock jaw
And I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa
Donut lose your dream
Oh I realize
It's hard to take make money
In a world full of Krispy Kremes
You've got a good site at the mall
But the hole deep inside you
Can make you fell so small
But I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa
Show me some sugar
Don't be unhappy, can't remember
When I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've sold all your bear claws
You call me up
Because I don't have lock jaw
And I'll take two crullers
Only two
I'll take two crullers
And that's why I love you
Oh give me that sweet twisted dough
Your two crullers
Two crullers are beautiful
With hot cocoa
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Mmmm, can I get some coffee with this parody?
5-5-5 Wow! A song about my favorite donut...thanks...but I'd NEVER stop at just two (see I'm Double-Chinned parody by me). Oh, if I could only stop at two! Nice job!
Winchell's? Are you in Las Vegas?
I don't think so, Tim.
Oh man, I can't even spell my own name. Not sure where the "wino" came from.
Mmmm, now I want a donut! 5's!
The Best Parody Ever Since True Conor’s is my least favourite Song Thank You Jan Unwin
Correction:True Colors
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