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Song Parodies -> "Old Dry Crescent Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Old Dry Crescent Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Jan Unwin

The Lyrics

Just take that fresh bread right off the shelf
You can sit and eat it all by yourself
I prefer a light dusting of mold
I like those old dry crescent rolls
Don't care if they were made with Crisco
They just don't taste the same not covered with spores
In ten minutes I will come back for more
I like those old dry crescent rolls

Still like those old dry crescent rolls
Just give me all the ones that couldn't be sold
I love green fuzzies that tickle my nose
On those old dry crescent rolls
You may consider it fandango
You'd rather eat soft buns of yeasty fresh dough
There's only one sure way to get me to glow
Start buying old dry crescent rolls
Not psychedelic, they won't hurt you at all
Say I'm hard-crusted, say I'm a silly dough ball
When it comes to fungus I've got no self-control
I like those old dry crescent rolls

Still like those old dry crescent rolls
Still in the package or served in a bowl
I reminisce about the ways of mold
On those old dry crescent rolls

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Adagio - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Jan! I've been looking for a recording of this song, although I know it well.
2nz - February 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one I missed. I love the wordplay in this one. Great job
TullyGirl - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment

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