-> "One Night In Nashville"
Original Song Title:
"One Night in Bangkok"
Parody Song Title:
"One Night In Nashville"
The Lyrics
Nashville, Hillbilly setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The middle of a hoedown in a show with
Everything but Garth Brooks!
Time files. Doesn't seem a minute
Since the Grand Old Opry had the Oak Ridge Boys in it
Things change, don't you know that when you play at this level
There's no ordinary venue like Branson or Dollywood
Or Memphis or this place!!
On Night in Nashville and the world's your oyster
The cars are all Dodges and the moonshine ain't free.
You'll find a drunk in ever monster car rally
And if you're lucky then God's a redneck!
I can feel a Peterbuilt bearing down on another Mercedes!!
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother.
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's a really big city!!
Everyone drives through town as if they're Mario Andretti
Hillbilly girls, sassy, sweet and fair...
Big chests, long legs and really big hair
Anyone here not drunk has got to be a tourist
This city is not really for the purest;
I get my kicks drunk on Tennessee hard liquor!!!
On Night in Nashville and the world's your oyster
The cars are all Dodges and the moonshine ain't free.
You'll find a drunk in ever monster car rally
And if you're lucky then God's a redneck!
I can feel a Peterbuilt bearing down on another Mercedes!!
One has to be full of quickness
To avoid being another drive-by witness
Through the air bullets are always buzzin'
As feuding brothers kill their very own cousins...
And thank god I'm only a visitor here, avoiding it...
I don't see you guys rating
Or taking out your cousins dating...
They'll let you watch, they'll even invite you...
But the people here might even bite you!
On Night in Nashville and the world's your oyster
The cars are all Dodges and the moonshine ain't free.
You'll find a drunk in ever monster car rally
And if you're lucky then God's a redneck!
I can feel a Peterbuilt bearing down on another Mercedes!!
One Night in Nashville and you're looking for the nearest street signs
Trying to get out of town as fast as possible!!
There's nothing here but one-way streets
And the family trees are nothing but straight lines!!!
I can see the state patrol driving behind me...
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