He starts to lick his whiskers (he's a cat)
When he eats his Friskies (he's a cat)
But when he barks at strangers (he's a dog)
They act like they're in danger (what a dog)
Catdog is a cartoon
Who entertains my baby (he's a catdog)

He starts chasing meeces (like a cat)
He tears them all to pieces (did you see that)
But when he bays at the moon (what a howl)
He's no diff'rent from a goon (on the prowl)
Catdog wants to run away
but he tries to run both ways (he's a catdog)

Hey, catdog, bought you at the store
Hey, catdog, you're a strange pet for sure
Catdog, you make the salsmen skip my door

Hey, catdog, saw you on TV
Hey, catdog, make a rich man out of me
Catdog, y'oughta get a program of your own

Catdog licked the teacher (he's a cat)
Jumped on her desk to reach her (he's a cat)
Well he's the teacher's pet now (he's a dog)
I really want him back now (he's my dog)
I'm gonna sue you teacher
Give him back to my baby (he's my catdog)

Hey, catdog, bought you at the store
Hey, catdog, you're a strange pet for sure
Catdog, you make the salsmen skip my door

Hey, catdog, saw you on TV
Hey, catdog, make a rich man out of me
Catdog, y'oughta get a program of your own

He's a cat
He's a dog
He's a catdog