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Song Parodies -> "Bewigged, Blonder Than Madonna"
Original Song Title:
"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered"
Original Performer:
Rodgers & Hart from 'Pal Joey'
Parody Song Title:
"Bewigged, Blonder Than Madonna"
Parody Written by:
Jim Loftus
The Lyrics
Perfect song for a NYC male drag queen singing in a cabaret room about his infatuation with a straight man.
Bewigged, Blonder Than Madonna
I'm blonde again, wig-donned again
I won't dye so I've got you conned again
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Couldn't sleep, no not a peep
The clips on my hairpiece dug in to deep
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Lost my hair, but what of it?
Many men my age do
Now I'm blonde, and I love it
Although the joke's on you
I'll sing to him, each spring to him
Although he won't know that my "her's" a "him"
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Key change finale:
In drag again, this gag again,
Will only reveal I'm a fag again
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I !!!
I'm blonde again, wig-donned again
I won't dye so I've got you conned again
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Couldn't sleep, no not a peep
The clips on my hairpiece dug in to deep
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Lost my hair, but what of it?
Many men my age do
Now I'm blonde, and I love it
Although the joke's on you
I'll sing to him, each spring to him
Although he won't know that my "her's" a "him"
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I
Key change finale:
In drag again, this gag again,
Will only reveal I'm a fag again
Bewigged, blonder than Madonna am I !!!
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No votes yet? Standards get no props. Just submitted a parody of R&H's "This Can't Be Love" and decided to search and see what other R&H's might have been done before... Glad I found this.
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